Loot AU: Not Alone

Loot AU: Not Alone

Loot beamed with delight as she reached out to Charlie's shoulder intent on gaining her attention for a good morning kiss, Charlie turned around a radiant smile on her beautiful face, but it vanished replaced with absolute horror and she began stumbling away desperate to put distance between them.

Loot watched in confusion, until she looked at the hand she had put on Charlie's shoulder and saw Sir Pentious's severed head staring at her with it's lifeless eyes, she dropped it and backed away tripping over his corpse, Loot shuffled back in horror before looking around eyes wet with tears Alastor mangled remains were at the foot of the staircase, Cherri's corpse was nearby cut down as she fled, in a corner were Angel Dust and Husk huddle together one of Niffty's tiny arms reaching out beneath them, they died trying to protect her.

Loot raised a hand to cover her mouth only to find she had none both her arms simply tapered into angelic swords in those blades she saw her reflection her mask splattered in blood and grinning that sadistic gleeful grin.

Loot's eyes stayed closed even as she snapped awake thankful she had done so early in the dream before she hurt Charlie or her friends's corpses began encouraging her to kill more sinners or asking why she betrayed them.

Loot steadied her breathing and tried to calm down, "This is your first night living in the same room as her, don't ruin it with your stupid nightmares." She admonished herself, she opened her eyes to confirm she was awake and calm herself, and immediately felt pangs of guilt rush through her as she saw a gentle yellow glow.

"Are you ok sweetie?" Charlie asked reaching up to stroke Loot's cheek, "Did you have a bad dream?" She continued gently.

Loot wanted to brush it off to not burden Charlie with her troubles, but, Loot rolled over and buried her face in Charlie's shoulder and sobbed, Charlie stroked her girlfriend's hair and reassured her it was alright, she told her she was there for her that she loved her, until Loot had cried herself sleep.

Charlie lay there still stroking Loot's hair she wanted to talk about this but it could wait till morning, for now she'd let the poor woman rest, Charlie's own tears began to flow as she wondered "How many times has this happened and I wasn't there for you?" She softly kissed the top of Loot's head, "You aren't alone anymore, and I promise you never will be again." She whispered before letting herself follow Loot into slumber.

Loot AU: Relationship Upgrade

Loot approaches Charlie having learned the secret to killing angels, Charlie gives a warm smile and holds up a small knife,"I got you a souvenir." She declares softly to show Loot that her anger over hiding her angelic nature has abated.

Loot feels tears welling up and wipes them away "Of course you would forgive me." She says smiling back at Charlie, "You always forgive people, always see the best in us and try to bring it out for everyone else to see, that's why I love you."

Charlie looks off to the side, "You mean, that's what you love about me right?" Charlie utters having accepted that Loot only sees her as a friend.

Loot cups Charlie's face the same gentle way she had done for her in their first meeting in that dark alley years ago, and says "No."

Charlie's eyes wide and she blurts out "Oh fuck i-is this actually happening?" Loot leans in closer "I feel the same way I just didn't want to make you feel pressured! I mean I still don't so if you don't want to do thi..." Charlie's rambles are cut off as she closes that last tiny distance to press her lips against Loot's.

Charlie wraps her arms around Loot's waste pulling them together, Loot hugs Charlie back... Despite her hands still being on Charlie's face... As the two separate Charlie looks down to figure out the logistics of this and her eyes widen "Loot! Your wings grew back!" She exclames at the sight of the newly regrown appendages.

Loot simply stares dreamily at Charlie "Hmm? Oh cool I have those again." She utters completely uninterested in this decidedly not Charlie kissing news, before leaning back in to kiss her again.

When the two separate again Charlie rests her forehead against Loot's and giggles "Come on, let's go home." She turns draping her arm over Loot's shoulder and leading her back to the Hotel.

Lucifer: Ok Charlie when you get to heaven you will meet Sera it's important you mentally prepare for this!

Charlie: It will be fine dad.

(Later in heaven)

Charlie (Sees Sera drops to all fours): Arf arf arf!

Sera: Ah yes first time meeting me, if I step on you, do you promise to act normally for the rest of your stay?

(Charlie pants and nods)

Sera (stepping on Charlie): People are so bizarre.

If Azazoth is supposed to be a blind idiot god, how did they have the sense of dramatic irony to make the goddess of lust a giant walking talking asexual pride flag?

Stardust doesn't need a flag or shirt for pride events she can just point to her giant goth goat wife

Lute: Look Emily you have to treat a sword like you treat a woman.

Emily: Go on.

Lute: No, I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

hunter the parenting crack theory, spoilers for episode 4

Fatigue was indeed the ghoul but there is a completely unrelated kuei jin Infiltrator who was pissed about their cover being blown by him and killed him, this will be discovered by kitten who will cover it up to avoid Grimal being proven right about them existing,