Kai - Pan, poly, trans. A fan fic Author. obsessed with Haikyuu and ONS ~ Find me on AO3 @ThatFanFicAuthor107 and TikTok @Defo.not.kai.7
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WHY TG BOYS ARE SHIT BOYFRIENDS
WHY TG BOYS ARE SHIT BOYFRIENDS
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Hide đ : axe body spray, probably loves Kaneki more than you, has nicknamed your boobs, has also nicknamed Kanekiâs boobs
Shuu đ : introduces you to his entire extended family after less than a month, spams you if he hasnât heard from you in a week, his house is so so big you will get lost in it very fast (not his fault but still annoying)
Suzuya đ« : thinks shoplifting 10 bags of candy is a good date idea, has killed someone in front of you and then desperately tried to explain why it was actually okay because the guy was wearing crocs
Marude đ : refuses to use public transport after having his bike stolen, wonât stop talking about how much he misses his bike, yell-y
Shinohara đ : prints out minion memes and shows them to you
Nishiki đŠ : is ginger, immediately wants to make out with you and have hot ghoul sex after eating a raw lung, easily irritated
Ayato (:re) đ€Ź : doesnât know what a period is and thinks youâre making it up, bullies people on roblox, can be so rude sometimes
Kaneki (pre aogiri) đ„ș : describes everything in incredible detail when he doesnât like something, will make his best attempt to be talking to you all the time (even when you are pooping) and thinks you hate him if you ask to be left alone, scarily average dick
Kaneki (post aogiri) đ : sleeps on top of you and makes you so sweaty, wonât shut up about fitness and getting stronger, wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, probably ghosting you by this point tbh (thereâs a lot wrong with him so I might make a separate post about why he sucks)
Yoshimura âïž : really wholesome, but canât be dated because a) Iâd assume youâre not a boomer b) canât take hints and c) misses Ukina ;-;
Koma đč : heâs actually pretty great and very fun but he brags about how good his coffee is and also about anything else he can think of
Uta đ : eats peopleâs eyes in front of you and says âitâs okay because they arenât real, theyâre halloween decorations!â, also ate a plastic spider to prove this to you, mind games, spooks you from behind the corner all the time and it gives you anxiety
Amon âïž : refuses to kiss with tongue or see you naked until marriage, takes up too much space on the bed, keeps doing long ass speeches about âdoing what is rightâ after killing a guy with a wife and 3 kids
Shikorae đ« : doesnât sit still long enough to have a conversation that makes any sense whatsoever, has so many issues to the point where idk if youâd even be able to befriend him unless itâs by feeding him coffee grounds
Takizawa (pre :re) đ„ș: makes everything a competition, disney kid, insists that you have a glass of milk every day
Takizawa (post :re) đŠ: never sleeps, an actual cat, bites your hand, smelly, insists that you have a glass of milk every day
Urie đ¶ : first name is âcookieâ, punches a hole in the wall when he doesnât get an award after a raid and someone else does, hides important stuff from you
Shirazu đŠ : sooooo cool but he canât spell so you have to edit all his emails for him
Naki đ : loud while playing fortnite battle royale, also screams while playing any horror games but insists he should keep playing them, his reading capabilities have the power to instantly kill a literature major
Hanbee đ© : unironically loves licorice, absurd fashion, also eats the licorice with a super fancy fork kept in a little fork bag he carries everywhere labeled âthe licorice suitcaseâ
Tatara đ€Ż : is always busy so you canât spend much time together, one time a cat meowed at him and he meowed back in the most serious voice, penis is actually too big to fit inside đ
Mutsuki đ (before the insane shit happened): you have to kill all the spiders, very clingy and has similar issues to pre-aogiri Kaneki, puts cinnamon on a lot of things that donât really need cinnamon
Arima đš : cold, youâll never truly know about him, not very open, a general mystery to the point where you donât even know if heâs actually your boyfriend
Haise đŒ : BAD PUNS, insists that he spends every afternoon and evening with you instead of doing his work so he ends up doing it super late into the night and gets tired in the morning, too easy to manipulate and too eager to please (kind of an issue with all the Kanekis really), sometimes he talks to the wall or makes a sour face for no reason
~~~~ BONUS ~~~~
Yamori đș : sadistic torturer (obvious part), his farts smell so incredibly bad that you have to evacuate the room while he wonders wtf is going on (not so obvious), unfixable
OS! Kaneki đ : walks around shirtless in winter, sometimes he doesnât even wear pants, touches your boobs randomly and it gets old real fast
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Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:
AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS
AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)
AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS
AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE
AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS
again:
AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS
i actually love nishiki we should talk more about nishiki
RIGHT??
In my maths class the other day, we got a little sidetracked and a boy was talking about how itâs inhumane to kill animals for food, and he loves bacon.
So i asked him if he knew what bacon was made from. Dead serious he replied to me âyeah i do. Iâm not acoustic, dont worry.â
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Or in my english i was talking with another boy who was complaining about how the girls in our year were so stupid, so i counted saying that its not just or all the girls, then he looked me in the eyes and casually said âyeah, but most of our year are just r-â
AND DROPPED THE FUCKING R SLUR
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When you wanna group shift but none of your friends know what shifting is or don't shift.
Shifting culture isâŠ
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