I Cackled - Tumblr Posts
“....Listen here I am only 25—”
“Y’know the person we’re supposed to investigate or whatever? We should just kidnap him and torture him till he spills the information.”
-@ehcat-arina
(Womp womp)
“Oh god. Dear, you do know that torture isn't exactly effective to get confessions out of people, right..?”
“I have a complicated immigration status” is the funniest way you could summarize actually being from an alternate universe.

had a dream where someone was wearing this facemask
is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

Poor alphonse... not even alphonse likes him... thats fucked up @yuurivoice
I bring a certain :D to the party that the other sockets don't like.
capitalism breeds innovation

My reaction when Aegon realized Aemond was about to fire blast the fuck out of him mid-air

My reaction when Aegon realized Aemond was about to fire blast the fuck out of him mid-air

My reaction when Aegon realized Aemond was about to fire blast the fuck out of him mid-air

My reaction when Aegon realized Aemond was about to fire blast the fuck out of him mid-air

Last night I was watching dream vs Sapnap videos on YouTube and my mom asked why Sapnap was yelling and I told her that he’s very expressive. My mom replied “so like little man.” Little man is our dog. My mom compared Sapnap to my whiny dog.
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: câlin /EN: hug
👀 do you have any starks?
modern au stark girls and babysitter sandor lol

I assume that you have just lost The Game™️
I assume you haven’t seen these new rules