Love This Duo They Both Are Little Street Rats>>>>>

Love this duo they both are little street rats<3 crime alley protectors woo!!(Duke owns it all, a bat kid thinks they have territory? Haha fuck you duke claims it during the day and who are you claiming it to? The rouges? Stupid ah) duke is>>>>>>

Duke reminding Jason that he died

Anyone who’s seen any of my reposts knows recently I’ve been sharing my yaps in my head that made me repost^^have some yap:]

1:Duke joking breaking on breaking the no kill rule with dick over eggs is oddly in character lol.

2: FUCK YES A MENTION OF HOW DICK WAS THE ACTUAL SCARY ROBIN love him sm<3

3:Ive only got degrees on two charecters but I love em all and know a good amount on most of them so I can say I approve of every one. The dick one is so true love that, AND FUCK YES DUKE WOULD SO DO THAT!!(tots not bc I self project on him and and I do that-) I feel like he’d be great at making playlists^^. Also Tim’s XD it’s so true I feel like he’d be into podcasts and true crime, also documentaries in the background whenever he’s working on something that he randomly spouts facts from and makes ppl confused by why tf is that relevant???(self projecting? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! *hides my dozens of short term hyperfixations Ik random shit from*).

4: and ofc those two would be a car couple love em. Then Bernard(<3333333) would just listen and be the one inviting them to stuff like car shows^^

Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!

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Hehe he would and I love him for it^^ do trust he’d peal the skin (you using your slade training there bud?/reff) and put it on a marble pedestal in a empty room that all the batkids would add offerings too when they inevitably find it in the manor, Alfred knows but no one knows he does bc he’s him. And Bruce accidentally walks in there every once in a while and just goes “whatttt the fuckkkk- nope not today” and leaves and forgets about it till next time.

No one ever talks about it but dick visits it anytime he’s at the manor and takes notes on the progress (Alfred adds stuff to make the furby look bigger each time bc he knows dick visits it, why? Bc why the fuck not.) and keeps the notebooks(yes plural. That’s how often he breaks in to check it.) and a re written version of the b!ble but with furby in a safe in a undisclosed location(Ik but you don’t haha).

Young Dick: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?

Dick: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Bruce: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

PLEASE FUCK- HED BE LIKE THIS TRUST HE KILLED JOKER FOR HIM AND GOT CLOSE TO ALL HIS SIBLINGS BC OF HIM

HE CARES SO MUCH FOR HIM ITS INSANE

Dick cares for Jason more than anyone’s mother cares for them/j/nsrs(this is me trashing Jason’s mom for selling him off to the joker im pissed on that and will stay pissed tf off:])

Nightwing: You are a shitty person right now! You can't just talk to him?!

Batman: No! Because I didn't do anything!

Nightwing: You let the man's murderer walk, you threw at Bat a rang at him over just killing his murderer, and honestly Jason has brought up a lot of good points-

Batman: Fuck off he hasn't!

Wonder woman: Hey let's just calm down.

Nightwing: You're just going to ignore the fact that Jason may have a point? One! I'm not saying becoming a killer or anything, but he has every reason to be mad that the Joker hasn't been killed yet! The guy gets out every few years and then his defense is "I'm the joker I'm random!" He has no remorse for what he does! The whole clown schtick stopped being a schtick when he shot-

Batman: Finish the sentence and I will break your nose.

Nightwing: Oh so Barbara getting shot isn't something you want to talk about?

Batman: Don't you bring her into this.

Donna Troy: Hey, let's just take a breather. Step back and-

Nightwing: She is wheelchair bound because of that fucker! So don't you give me some bullshit speech about criminals should serve time over getting killed because the Joker is the one who deserves it! You didn't even let me kill him-

Batman punches Nightwing in the nose. Donna and Diana gasp. Nightwing chuckles, ignoring his bruised nose.

Nightwing: Yup.

Nightwing punches Batman in the nose, knocking the man to the ground.

Nightwing: We're both heated at the moment, so I'm going to go because I keep hitting you. You'll come around to reason, so I won't turn my back on you, but if you hit me like that again I won't hold back.

Nightwing leaves.

Donna: That was badass!

Wonder Woman stares at Donna for a second, shrugs and nods.

WW: Good hit too.

Donna: Yeah I'm gonna go talk to him, you handle... That.

Wonder Woman: On it.

Donna runs out while calling out to Nightwing.

Donna: Bluebird you can't go punching the guy!

Wonder Woman sighs, rubbing her forehead.

WW: Men, I swear. Are you good?

Batman: He- He caught me off guard.

WW: Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have punched him first. Now, do you want to apologize, you said a lot of awful things.

Batman: I would, but I'm not sorry.

WW: That makes things harder. Thanks for that.

Batman: No problem, can you help me up!

WW: Nah, you got this, but have you ever considered admitting you're wrong?

Batman lays on the ground, crossing his arms.

WW: You're worse than my father and he's Zeus.

My brain is half broken by this bc words go brrrrrr but <3333 duke mentions always go amazingly for me my fyp is just good like that^^

Pt. 44 Gotham Twitter AU

<<Part 43<< Master List >>TBC>>

Thank you to @whizb0 for the beautiful DickKori wedding art we see in slide #3 ily 🤟

Art in slide #1 and slide #4 by me using base from @mellon-soup

I FUCKING LOVE HIM IF ITS NOT OBVIOUS-

my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.