My Sillies Before Most Of Their Intresting Trates!! I Love Them Sm^^

My sillies before most of their intresting trates!! I love them sm^^

17 year old Dick: I don't know if I'm the best or worst brother in the world for getting you up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream with me

12 year old Jason: [mouth full of ice cream] Best

17 year old Dick: Aww, what do you know? You're all hopped up on sugar. More sprinkles?

12 year old Jason: Yes, please

I love it oh so so much when ppl appreciate how mentally ill my boy is^^ he could and should crack at any moment and go bat shit insane(haha get it?) and I live that abt him:3

Nightwing being seen as the silly happy sibling of the bats is so funny to me. bro is holding on by a thread at any given time and has insane murder baby training but just hides it with his little :3 puppy face. bro really was out there bullying batman into letting him beat people up as a kid. Jason, wally, and Roy are some of the only ones who Know™ about the insanity but nobody believes them

YES MENTION HOW INSANE HE IS IN FOCS MORE PLEASEEEEEE

I need more of how he trained with deathstroke in stuff bc im pretty dang sure the batfam just doesn’t know about it(along with them not knowing 90% of his character)

And to add to this on a silver plate I hand you

✨spyral arc✨ just the entirety of that and that one part where he just casually knows the weaknesses of the entire JL by memory enough to the point where he just told it to someone so they could win a fight.

Live laugh love mentally insane dick Grayson

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We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:

This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”

Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.

Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.

Probably still uses Facebook.

Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.

He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.

Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).

“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”

Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche

Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others

The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will

Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)

Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)

Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments

REAL!!!!! ME!!!!! I’m like this with duke and dick my love for them knows no bounds and like when my mom interrupts me she matches my vibe and it’s amazing have a mother quote

“Oh he trained with an mercenary? I bet he makes a killer sandwich with those chopping skills”

“he’s killed the joker? That’s sick I hate the joker”

My toxic trait is that my favoritism for Dick Grayson has no bounds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…. Thank you for your time and this masterpiece.

Also live laugh love Bernard<3333

Give me unhinged Timberkon.

Give me Bernard stalking Red Robin the same way Tim stalked batman. Give me stalker Kon, who while stalking Tim when he's overwhelmed by the world, discovers Bernard and chooses to stalk him too- just to sus him out at first, but slowly it becomes an infatuation. He's listening to both their heartbeats at night.

Give me Bernard realising he's being followed because Kon isn't as subtle as he thinks. Bernard stalking SB back, creating a theory board dedicated just to him.

Give me Tim stalking SB when they're at the tower and he's bored. Tim stalking Bernard to make sure he gets home safe. Tim realising that he's not the only one keeping him safe when he spots a flash of red and blue and leather speed off and out of sight. Tim realising that Bernard has been stalking his hero persona, that he has several boards of photos and newspaper clippings about him and Kon, about the bats and the core four.

Give me Kon, who would die for either of them, put himself in the way of immense danger, become stupid and reckless in the name of protecting what he loves. Would sacrifice himself in every scenario to ensure Tim and Bernard are safe.

Give me Tim who would infiltrate the government for his boys, would do anything, hack anything to assure their safety. Would bug their house just to make sure nothing ever happened to them. Would go insane trying to bring them back if he ever failed.

Give me Bernard who would kill for them. Who would readily bloody his hands in the name of love if it ever came to it. Who would use everything he learned in that cult to ruins someone's life if they hurt what was his.

Give me timberkon who's love is so whole, so intense, that it cannot be contained by ethics nor morals.

“Your sending me mixed signals”💀

“Move im gay” icon really

“SHAZAM” NO DICK YOUR NOT BILLY-

Every superhero needs a terrible catchphrase, what’s each bats (with Alfred being exempt from such ridiculousness of course)?

Dick/Nightwing: “SHAZAM!”

Jason/Red Hood: “Been dead, done that.”

Tim/Red Robin: “Red Robin, yum!”

Damian/Robin: “I am the son of Batman, grandson of Ra’s Al Ghul, heir to the League of Assassins…” etc. etc.

Duke/Signal: “You’re sending me mixed signals here”

Stephanie/Spoiler: “Spoiler alert!”

Cassandra/Orphan: “Don’t worry, this is only gonna hurt a lot”

Barbara/Oracle: “Did someone call for tech support?”

Harper/Bluebird: “Can we fix it? Yes we can!”

Carrie/Batgirl: “YEET!”

Kate/Batwoman: “Move, I’m gay.”

Bruce/Batman: “I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman!”