Your Sending Me Mixed Signals

“Your sending me mixed signals”💀

“Move im gay” icon really

“SHAZAM” NO DICK YOUR NOT BILLY-

Every superhero needs a terrible catchphrase, what’s each bats (with Alfred being exempt from such ridiculousness of course)?

Dick/Nightwing: “SHAZAM!”

Jason/Red Hood: “Been dead, done that.”

Tim/Red Robin: “Red Robin, yum!”

Damian/Robin: “I am the son of Batman, grandson of Ra’s Al Ghul, heir to the League of Assassins…” etc. etc.

Duke/Signal: “You’re sending me mixed signals here”

Stephanie/Spoiler: “Spoiler alert!”

Cassandra/Orphan: “Don’t worry, this is only gonna hurt a lot”

Barbara/Oracle: “Did someone call for tech support?”

Harper/Bluebird: “Can we fix it? Yes we can!”

Carrie/Batgirl: “YEET!”

Kate/Batwoman: “Move, I’m gay.”

Bruce/Batman: “I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman!”

The idea they use him as different expressions warms my soul:} like I’ve seen two kinds of posts like this and both are canon in my head

“Dont be a Richard about it dang”

Richard=dick when one of them is being rude

“That was such a dick move”

Dick=good for when they do something dick would do or approve of

I love both of them it’s such a silly idea:3

Since the batkids are so well introduced to their lovely older brother, and they work closely with kids/younger heroes on occasion, many of the Batfam have learned to substitute a certain curse word for names. A name, to be precise-

Red Robin: dang it Hood! Stop undermining me! Red Hood: I’m not! You just have bad plans. Red Robin: gods you're such a Richard ~ Robin: *says something pouty* Batman: theres no need to be Richardy about it Robin.  ~ Spoiler: hey Oracle, you find it yet? Oracle: hold on I’m looking Spoiler: hurry up, I’m about to lose him Oracle: spoil stop that's not helping  Orphan: *signing* yeah you're being a richard, shes trying ~ Red Hood: hey richardhead, nice going, you lost me my goons Nightwing: fuck off

Dick of course, is most insulted by this, but habits rub off, so…

Nightwing: I had it under control Batman. No need for your interference Batman: ah yes. My favorite, losing a fight=under control. I forget Nightwing: okay no need to be a Richard about it Batman: *grins* Nightwing: OOOH I hate all of you

SCREAMING, KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING

Hi if it’s not obvious I fucking love Bernard hes so yes and the charecter i kin, bc ofc the character that can threaten writing cringe fanfics is who I say “yes. Me. That one.” To.

I love the idea of them being like this for him and I feel like at his first gala he would be like this but over time bc he is so good at talking for a while(i can tell this boy rants) he’d probably get better at it and eventually be really good at making a charecter to play at events not even bc he needs too but just for funzies^^

i do love the idea of the wayne kids giving bernard shovel talks about taking care of tim and all that but also give me batfam who are just as protective of bernard as they are of each other.

give me bernard, attending his first wayne gala as tim's significant other. having a suit custom tailored and funded by bruce even if bernard insists it's not necessary because he already has one. arriving at the gala anxious because of course he is, it's a goddamn socialite event, but being protected from every side by the wayne kids even when tim is dragged away.

Socialite: Oh, and who might you be?

Bernard: Oh, um, hi. I'm Bernard Dowd, nice to meet you.

Socialite: Dowd? I've never heard of your family before. Who...?

Bernard: I'm not here with my family, miss, I'm here with my boyfriend.

Socialite: ... Boyfriend?

Bernard: Yeah, I'm here with Tim.

Socialite, frowning: Tim... as in Drake-Wayne? He has a boyfriend?

Dick, coming up next to Bernard: He sure does! Bernard here is practically one of ours now, aren't you? He matters to Timmy, so he matters to us.

Bernard: Dick—

Dick: C'mon, let's get you back to Timmy. Farewell, Mrs!

Bernard: I could've handled that.

Dick: All the rules that apply to my siblings during galas apply to you too. I'm sure you could've, but you shouldn't have to. I've got your back too, now, yeah?

Bernard: ... Yeah. Thanks, Dick.

Jason, coming up to Bernard at the bar: Not to freak you out, kid, but there's a guy starin' at ya from the other side of the bar. Y'know him or should I encourage him to look away?

Bernard, startled: Huh? (looks around) Oh. No, I don't know him. Why... is he looking at me like that, actually?

Jason, scowling: 'S just how the slimy fuckers at these events are. Can't keep their eyes off anything that's small, young or pretty. Disgusting. I'll deal with him— where's your annoying other half gone, inferior blondie?

Bernard: Tim? He got pulled away for quote; 'something important' by some lady. He said he'll meet me here after he's done, so I've been waiting.

Jason: Huh. If I see him I'll point him yer way. Hey, don't be 'fraid to ask any of us questions or for help if ya need it. We know the best how daunting this shit can be.

Bernard, genuinely touched: ... Thanks, Jason.

Jason: Yeah, yeah. Don't tell Timmers I said that, though, he'll call me a loser.

Bernard, laughing: I won't.

Bernard, being talked to by several people at once and a bit overwhelmed by the attention: Uh— I'm—

Damian, stepping between him and the socialites: Dowd. I require your assistance.

Bernard: Um— hi, Damian— with what?

Damian: You will see when we get there. Follow me, Drake's more tolerable half.

Bernard: Okay... so what do you need from me?

Damian: Nothing. You seemed to dislike the attention from all of the nosy adults over there. It was the most efficient way of extracting you from the situation.

Bernard: Oh. Thanks, Damian.

Damian: Tt, don't thank me yet, Dowd. I am still criticising your choice in romantic partners.

Bernard: Didn't you threaten me with a katana to not dampen Tim's mood in any way shape or form?

Damian: Slander. I said quote 'if you make Drake more annoying by breaking his heart I'm going to maim you.' I don't see how you got the message you did from that.

Bernard, grinning: Sure, Damian. Sure.

STOPPPPP I LIVE ON THE LATE WAYNES X ALFRED ACCUSATIONS-

Duke supremacy as always,

And I find it funny that there’s absolutely nothing to say about dick bc his civilian persona is perfect

And or the media doesn’t see him as a Wayne which would break him^^<3

Wayne Family Scandals headlines

Bruce Wayne is the masked singer?

Duke Thomas' viral dance moves

Tim and Duke's controversial podcast takes

Does Talia Wayne love her husband's antics or does she hate them?

Jason Todd's "cooking" show?

Youngest Wayne grounded for life after stealing parent's car and driving him and his friend, Jon Kent, to Batburger

Alfred Pennyworth: The Wayne family butler's rebellious past

Is Bruce Wayne cheating on his wife?

Talia Wayne laughs at the accusations that her husband is cheating on her.

Brucie Wayne is violent: Bruce Wayne has shown to get physical when someone insults his wife, their relationship and their kids.

Jason Todd pushes Tim Drake off a cliff!?!?!

Stephanie Brown broke up with Tim to date his sister Cassandra????

Stephanie and Tim back together??

Tim Drake's ex-girlfriend, Stephanie Brown hates Bruce Wayne?!

Talia Wayne cheating on her husband with Batman?

Batman clears up his "side piece" allegations

Thomas Wayne cheating on his wife with their butler?

Martha Wayne cheating on her husband with their butler?

REAL!!!!! ME!!!!! I’m like this with duke and dick my love for them knows no bounds and like when my mom interrupts me she matches my vibe and it’s amazing have a mother quote

“Oh he trained with an mercenary? I bet he makes a killer sandwich with those chopping skills”

“he’s killed the joker? That’s sick I hate the joker”

My toxic trait is that my favoritism for Dick Grayson has no bounds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…. Thank you for your time and this masterpiece.

Also live laugh love Bernard<3333

Give me unhinged Timberkon.

Give me Bernard stalking Red Robin the same way Tim stalked batman. Give me stalker Kon, who while stalking Tim when he's overwhelmed by the world, discovers Bernard and chooses to stalk him too- just to sus him out at first, but slowly it becomes an infatuation. He's listening to both their heartbeats at night.

Give me Bernard realising he's being followed because Kon isn't as subtle as he thinks. Bernard stalking SB back, creating a theory board dedicated just to him.

Give me Tim stalking SB when they're at the tower and he's bored. Tim stalking Bernard to make sure he gets home safe. Tim realising that he's not the only one keeping him safe when he spots a flash of red and blue and leather speed off and out of sight. Tim realising that Bernard has been stalking his hero persona, that he has several boards of photos and newspaper clippings about him and Kon, about the bats and the core four.

Give me Kon, who would die for either of them, put himself in the way of immense danger, become stupid and reckless in the name of protecting what he loves. Would sacrifice himself in every scenario to ensure Tim and Bernard are safe.

Give me Tim who would infiltrate the government for his boys, would do anything, hack anything to assure their safety. Would bug their house just to make sure nothing ever happened to them. Would go insane trying to bring them back if he ever failed.

Give me Bernard who would kill for them. Who would readily bloody his hands in the name of love if it ever came to it. Who would use everything he learned in that cult to ruins someone's life if they hurt what was his.

Give me timberkon who's love is so whole, so intense, that it cannot be contained by ethics nor morals.