The Idea They Use Him As Different Expressions Warms My Soul:} Like Ive Seen Two Kinds Of Posts Like

The idea they use him as different expressions warms my soul:} like I’ve seen two kinds of posts like this and both are canon in my head

“Dont be a Richard about it dang”

Richard=dick when one of them is being rude

“That was such a dick move”

Dick=good for when they do something dick would do or approve of

I love both of them it’s such a silly idea:3

Since the batkids are so well introduced to their lovely older brother, and they work closely with kids/younger heroes on occasion, many of the Batfam have learned to substitute a certain curse word for names. A name, to be precise-

Red Robin: dang it Hood! Stop undermining me! Red Hood: I’m not! You just have bad plans. Red Robin: gods you're such a Richard ~ Robin: *says something pouty* Batman: theres no need to be Richardy about it Robin.  ~ Spoiler: hey Oracle, you find it yet? Oracle: hold on I’m looking Spoiler: hurry up, I’m about to lose him Oracle: spoil stop that's not helping  Orphan: *signing* yeah you're being a richard, shes trying ~ Red Hood: hey richardhead, nice going, you lost me my goons Nightwing: fuck off

Dick of course, is most insulted by this, but habits rub off, so…

Nightwing: I had it under control Batman. No need for your interference Batman: ah yes. My favorite, losing a fight=under control. I forget Nightwing: okay no need to be a Richard about it Batman: *grins* Nightwing: OOOH I hate all of you

I LOVE HIM HES AMAZING AND A LITTLE SHIT LIVE LAUGH LOVE DUKE

The Batkids are totally the sort that would start playing with a Ouija board in some abandoned warehouse post patrol or even in their haunted house base of operations and then scream in a panic/collapse/grab onto the nearest sibling because the board just informed them a spirit was present before Bruce silently turned up out of the shadows.

For his part Bruce's very alarmed because he wanted to ask if they wanted him to go pick up some pizza or something. Duke can't stop laughing because he's been manipulating shadows to freak them out and was fully aware that Bruce was about to turn up.

My sillies before most of their intresting trates!! I love them sm^^

17 year old Dick: I don't know if I'm the best or worst brother in the world for getting you up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream with me

12 year old Jason: [mouth full of ice cream] Best

17 year old Dick: Aww, what do you know? You're all hopped up on sugar. More sprinkles?

12 year old Jason: Yes, please

Hes a little shit as always and i require more fics of him, if anyone has any where he’s not horribly mis-characterized (I can handle a decent amount) gimme gimme plz:3

Duke: *is bored at the dinner table*

Duke: Hey Dick, that's a cool jacket. Isn't it Jason's, though?

Jason: Yes, that is my jacket. Why are you taking my jacket?

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: You never asked.

Dick: This is literally mine.

Jason: No it's not.

Dick: We have the same jacket.

Jason: No we don't.

Dick: We literally bought the same one.

Dick and Jason: *overlapping stupidity*

Duke: *sits back and enjoys*

YES MENTION HOW INSANE HE IS IN FOCS MORE PLEASEEEEEE

I need more of how he trained with deathstroke in stuff bc im pretty dang sure the batfam just doesn’t know about it(along with them not knowing 90% of his character)

And to add to this on a silver plate I hand you

✨spyral arc✨ just the entirety of that and that one part where he just casually knows the weaknesses of the entire JL by memory enough to the point where he just told it to someone so they could win a fight.

Live laugh love mentally insane dick Grayson

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We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:

This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”

Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.

Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.

Probably still uses Facebook.

Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.

He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.

Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).

“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”

Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche

Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others

The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will

Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)

Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)

Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments

I don’t normally ship Thalia and Bruce bc I see them as a slightly different dynamic but I love the way this is put sm and it makes me happy^^

The kids are chaotic and with no idea how they ended up in this situation Talia and Lois did a Wife Swap. Which is very entertaining as Talia canonically have beef with the Superfamily.

Alfred: Going morning Mrs. Lane, apologies that Master Bruce and the kids can not greet you right now. They are training.

Lois: What do you mean training? It's 6 AM.....

Clark: Good morning....Talia.

Talia: Good morning Kent. Though we don't get along I apologize for interrupting your training session.

Clark: Training session? It's 6 AM in the morning.

Talia: Judging by your comment I assume the children are still asleep?

Clark: Yes....because it's 6 AM.

Lois: Does everyone always argue with each other every minute?

Batfamily: We're not arguing!

Lois: Yes you are, my family tends to talk things out calmly.

Jason: We're not arguing it's called playful banter

Lois: Sure....

Jon: Why are you dressed like that?

Talia: Dressed like what?

Kon: Dressed so fancy... we're going to do farm work.

Talia: I am aware of that. This is my farm work attire. Thank you very much.

Clark, Kon and Jon: ......

Lois: Sooooo what do you and Talia do together?

Bruce: Sometimes we like to sit beside each other reading a book in silence.

Lois: ......

Bruce: .......

Lois: Oh! You're serious!

Kon: I was thinking of getting a nose piercing but mom and dads disapprove or whatever

Talia: I reccomend a nose piercing. They are really cute and I have one.

Kon: Coolll

Clark: TALIA STOP TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY CHILD

Lois to the Batfamily: I've always thought that you guys are dysfunctional but looking at it up close makes me realize you are far beyond that.