Vanica: If Lolopechka And I Were Drowning, Who Would You Save?

Vanica: If Lolopechka and I were drowning, who would you save?

Megicula: You to can't swim?

Vanica: It is a hypothetical question, Megicula how would you save?

Megicula: My time and effort

Shit post time

Random headcanon all devil hosts have fangs thanks to the influence of the devil power so Asta, Nacht and the Zogratis have fangs ( Like Leo's and Mereo's ) and by that logic, Lolo also has fangs but since she was turned INTO a devil her hole back row of teeth are fangs ( she hates it :)

Aaaannnnddd most importantly the Yami siblings have fangs... Like PLEASE I'm I the only person who has imagined THIS???? @funky-sea-cryptid and @the-florian-triangle PLEASE tell me I'm not alone on this... like

I can imagine them smirking like the bastards they are while having their little biche ass fangs showing ON PURPOSE broooo Nacht, Imari and Kezokaku would go fucking feral

The real reason why Tapata separated Yami and Ichika is not because of the clan murder by Ichika herself BUT because they would too smug and good-looking together AND THAT IS A FACT NO ARGUMENTS ALLOWED

Did I really spend an entire teaching hour drawing a topless Ichika ?? Yes, yes that I did

OK now in my defense I was bored and I hate physics with a burning passion + SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT

Yami and Asta be out here showing their Muscle left and right while Ichika is in better shape than both of them. I also wanted an excuse to give Ichika scars...

Ryu: Now hold up you mean to tell me that you, Imari and Kezokaku are all together in a poly?

Ichika:... Yes ... We got together 2 weeks ago

Ryu: And now suddenly the idea of Yosuga and Fugio being together sounds a little less terrifying

Ichika: What so... You're against the idea of me being with them?!

Ryu: WHAT- Gods no Ichika hell no I'm very happy and proud of you. I'm just saying the combination of you, Imari AND Kezokaku is horrifying like DAMM girl as if you weren't scary enough on your own! You wanted backup too!!

Here is a funny little vanica x megicula headcanon I have:

Do to how meg's horns are curved it is physically impossible for her to lay down except if she is on her side. So for her to sleep comfortably in bed she has a stack of Pillows on her side (it looks ridiculous) and if she thought out the day wants to lay her head down, she will do so in vanica's lap

The Staria Family Au

The River incident part 1

P.s this happened a year after Dadstaro and Megicula appeared in the human world