Vanica Dancing: Since When Did The Nymphs Start Coming Out Of The Waters To Dance On Land?

Vanica dancing: Since when did the nymphs start coming out of the waters to dance on land?

Lolopechka dancing with Vanica: Since pretty sailors started roaming the harbors

*They make eye-contact*

Lolopechka: Come on, don't look me in the eyes like that... I'll get dizzy

Vanica: *chuckle* the worst that could happend is you falling into my arms.

Vanica is one sassy motherfucker and Lolopechka is too, she is just better at hiding it.

Alright, I said I was gonna drop the Pokemon Au fic a d here you go! But before that disclaimer, the Oc's who's games you don't recognize belong to @t-f-t and @funky-sea-cryptid!! From their work blood of both is my limbo on Ao3 I highly recommend you read it!! Now with that put the way enjoy!

A crater, Lolopechka thought.

A large bowl-shaped cavity in the ground or on a celestial object, typically caused by an explosion. Or the impact of a meteorite. A hole that’s so deep it can swallow anything, both people and Pokémon alike. Looking through the Uva academy window her head crooked leaning on the palm of her hand she observed the Paldea region's most distinct feature which was surrounded by a ring of mounts “The Great Crater Of Paldea”, or Area Zero. Right now she was- or rather was ignoring her Battle Studies class, her eyes fixated on the crater whose top was covered by clouds almost like a pot. All the noises surrounding her were like a murmur She could tell that people were talking but she couldn't be bothered to make out what their saying.

Although she can guess that the two main people talking are: Professor Sarado and some other girl with a bit of a deep voice…. But it's rich in some way… kind of like a sweet with a tingle of bitterness, does that even make any sense? Ugh, she really really wants to go home right about now. A hard Smack fell on her shoulders which beyond scaring the shit out of Lolopechka almost made her glasses fall off her face (it hurt like a bitch too..). Turning to the right she saw Professor Sarado looking forward at the rest of the class before turning to face Lolopechka with a smile “Tho what Stella told us was correct, how about Lolopechka gives us some examples?” Sarado said with her hand still on Lolopechka's shoulder.

Oh boy…

“Come on Lolopechka how about you name me, 3 to 4 Pokemon that can do that, It's not that hard” Yeah it's not… but that can do what??? “Uhh..” she muttered looking around the classroom. All eyes were on her and she swore her Heart stopped, She curled her hand into a ball and swallowed hard against her throat. Looking a bit more to the right she noticed a girl, with freckles and long pink hair with some green accents that were tied up in braids, who was sitting at the front of the class waving at her. They made eye contact. The pink-haired girl then presided to put her hands in front of her then quickly spread them apart the same way a kid would to represent an explosion or something big with their arms.

An explosion or something big….. Before anything else, Lolopechka heard the sound of freedom. The bell, as its rings fills the halls and classrooms with the sound of chairs being pulled back accompanying it, Lolopechka breathed a sigh of relief. Looking up at her Professor who simply observed the class, removed her hand from Lolopechka’s shoulder, and walked back up to her desk. Lolopechka watched for a moment before leaning over to her left to grab her bag. Standing up with her bag over her shoulders she quietly and slowly tried to make her way to the classroom door. Lolopechka was about 90% sure she had managed to get a good 2 or 3 feet away from Professor Sarado’s desk. “ Lolopechka come here a moment please’’ she tensed up like she had been stabbed, before sighing in defeat and walking up to her professor's desk not daring to make eye contact.

Sarado breathed out heavily as she crossed her arms and looked at her student “So care to explain what that was?’’ she asked. Lolopechka turned her gaze to the billed board at the other side of the class “What was what?...” she replied sheepishly Sarado narrowed her eyes “Don’t answer my question with another question. And you know what I mean! You were out of it today Lolopechka more than usual too, I called your name like, 3 times before I went up to you…”

Lolopechka's eyes widened for a moment “Oh…” she said simply before scratching the back of her neck “Again Lolopechka are you sure your doing ok? Something going on at home?” Sarado questioned and put her hand on the student's shoulder. “If only there was someone at home for something to happen” Lolpechka murmured “Oh-“ Sarado exclaimed “Your mom still hasn’t come back from Sinnho?” Lolopechka just nodded. Sarado let out a small sigh “I see… well I shouldn't keep you here any longer. Just, do me a favor and focus as much as you can ok?” Sarado gave Lolopechka a smile. Really she’d like to know what possessed Miss Alexandria to leave her teen kid alone for such a long time but all Sarado could do in the meantime was just let the kid go and watch her walk out of her classroom. Both She and the director have tried to offer her to stay at the academy while her Mom is away for work but she denied them every single time. Sarado’s only guess was that she just preferred her privacy.

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-Click Clack-

Lolopechka turned the key to her house door and pushed it open. Moving to the side parallel to the door she let Umbreon walk in ahead of her. As it made its way inside Lolopechka closed the door behind her not bothering to say I’m home as there was no one to greet her. “You think I should have grabbed the Violet book?” It was at the library she had checked, she even held it in her arms... The only thing, the only piece of info that there is revolving around Area Zero though its contents are considered fantastical by many… But it’s the only thing Lolopechka has to go off of so that she can maybe have an idea as to what her poor Mother went through down there. Because she was going to go there herself be it through high or low waters. Umbreon turned to look at her with an ‘I told you so’ face and shouted at her in agreement. “Jezz Yeah I know you don’t have to shout at me about it” Lolopechka whined and sighed.

Walking over to the kitchen with Umbreon right behind her “I didn’t even get to thank that pretty girl for helping me in class Damn it” Over on the counter next to some other things there was Umbreon’s bag of food. Having spotted it among the several other things Lolopechka grabbed it and poured some on its bowl. Before pulling out a chair and sitting on it she watched Umbreon eat.

“…”

“Hey, Umbreon?”

“Brey?”

“Tomorrow wanna go get the Violet book and tell the Director that we are going to find our own treasure?” Lolopechka asked raising her eyebrow. Umbreon’s eyes lit up, its ears raised and it wagged its tail “Umbrey!!”. Lolopechka sat up “Ok then it's decided!!” she shouted raising her arm up. Students are forbidden from going to Area Zero she knows that but she needs to get away from things even for a little bit. Maybe she can have a chance to see that cute pink-haired girl again and properly thank her for trying to help her in class today. But first, she really should get herself something to eat looking over at the covers she is like…. 50% sure that she still has some instant Roman from her latest trip to the supermarket. Walking over to them she noticed Umbreon look at her with a deadpan stare with its ears slightly lowered “What?? It’s the only thing I have plus I ate out yesterday! You can't let good store food go to waste”

Umbreon looked up at its human and sighted knowing full well that one day she would regret what they just said

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Stella yawned as she stretched her back on the chair she had been sitting on for…. Gods, how long has she been doing this fucking biology work? Damn you to the pit Mr. Patorof Stella thought, as much of a nice guy as he is he should double down on the work he puts honestly. “Oi Stell watcha doing?” a scraggly voice called from behind her. Stella turned her head to be greeted by Futhark in all their messy-haired, tired-eyed, and baggy pants glory “Bio work, you look like shit by the way” Stella said laughing a bit “Hahaha how funny are you?” Futhark replied with an unamused tone “Im a fucking comedian” Stella proclaimed as she watched her sibling put their bag down to the side and walk over to where she was sitting “Where are the others?” Futhark asked as they put one hand on the table to lean on it, looking over their sister's work “Dolly is in their room, Ari left a hot minute ago with Ru, Magan, and Luck-“

“Gay ass” Futhark laughed

“True, Duckie is taking a bath, and well… Veasta isn’t back yet” she explained with some worry in her voice “They’re on their way. Perently there was a problem with the corviknight taxes today” Futhark simply said, “They called you?” Stella asked “No I hit them up like 5 minutes ago” They turned to look at Stella “Why?” Futhark asked “Well… I called them, got no reply, and got a lil worried” The Only thing Stella heard was Futhark laughing “Hell’s so funny??” She shouted blushing a bit “Oh- Nothing just Hahaha, I feel a bit stupid right now that’s all” Futhark said rubbing the bridge of their nose. Looking up at the brown ceiling above them

“Hey Futhark?? You ok?” Stella asked looking up at her sibling “Yeah, Yeah I'm fine don’t worry about it “ Futhark sighed turning their head to look at their sister taking note of the circles under her eyes, was she tired? Sad? Or perhaps both. They know Stella and what that Garbodor of a man meant to her despite everything. But he was gone now… lost in a hole of his own creation. It was for the better, though, for their siblings and all their Pokemon. “Hey Stella? At the Uva Academy isn’t there something students can do to ya’ know get out there for a bit??” Futhark questioned

Stella narrowed her eyes perplexed by her siblings' question “You mean the treasure hunt? Yeah, you go out for a bit and ‘find your own treasure’ or some shit” She replied raising her eyebrow “Why?” she asked leaning forward a bit “You interested or somthn’?”

“I'm thinking maybe it would be a good idea for you to do that get out there for a hot sec. Clare your head” Futhark proclaimed. They had just moved a month ago after all it…was a big change so it may do her some good. Stella widened her eyes for a moment before looking down at her work. Going out on her own “What about stuff here?? I’d feel bad leaving you to handle things alone-”. Before she could finish Futhakr placed their hand on her head and started messing with her hair “Don’t be stupid Stell, I'm not alone I've got Vasta too, and besides it won't be too long we can handle ourselves for a couple of days without you” they grinned

“Hey!!!” Stella shouted in protest grabbing Futhark's hand and pulling it off her head giggling. “I- I'll think about it.” She said trying to fix her now messy hair. Futhark sighed scratching the back of their neck “Alright, just tell us when you made ya decision ok?”.

“Yeah, Yeah I will you ass”

“Oi watch your mouth you lil shit” Futhark teased walking over to the staircase Stella just laugh and looked out the window to see a flock of Pidgeotto flying by,

"I don't care if you are my children or not!"

"All that I want is my precious beast! I don't care about any of the rest of you!"

Maybe going out there would do her some good…

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Glaseado Mountain, Lolopechka read on her Rotom phone the tallest mountain in the Paldea region, located in the region's North Province, It is covered by snow constantly all year round. Walking with hard steps on the snow-covered ground she sighed. She really should have taken Gajah up on the offer to take his old snow boots but Nooooo it would be fine she said and now she can't feel her feet which is just lovely and to think she is only in the Southern Mountain and the snow is so much…. “Umrey, Brey brey?” Umbreon called next to Lolopechka with some worry in its voice. Lolopechka turned her attention to her dear partner and gave it a small smile “Yeah don’t worry Umbreon I’m fine”. Moving her eyes to the left she looked over at the crater- at Area Zero and she felt a knot form in her stomach. Beating her bottom lip she sensed Umbreon clawing at her pants “Umrey!! Umrey!! Eon!!” Umbeon shouted at her trying to get her to focus. Lolopechka looked back down to her partner and patted it on top of the blue ring on its head “Right yeah I hear you bud” she sighed One day… one day damn it all.

°˖✧+✧˖°

Stella traded through the snow playfully and carefully, hoping around in a zigzag pattern. Minior floating right behind her in its core from the noise it let out sounding like an array of bells “ Hahaha yeah I hear you Minior!! There was no place like this in Alola! Differently not in Dad’s shitty island!” Stella giggled. It felt nice getting a breath of air. She stopped, taking a deep breath and exhaling, It felt different, like… something that had been clogging her throat had just been removed.

Glaseado Mountains' southern side of mountain rings, heck you even have a pretty good view of the Paldean crater too!! It's nice. “Hey Minior you think a house would be nice here? Like a private lil get-away” Stella looked over at her friend- her partner since she was a kid. Minior jingled with delight floating around Stella’s head spinning in circles “Hehe glad you agree bud Now let's get-“Looking forward she saw not too far from her a pair of footprints in the snow. Moving closer to them Stella grinned they weren’t fresh but not that old either “You think we got company up here bud?” she commented staring up at Minior. It jingled a bit slower this time “Come on, I don’t think it’s the bad kind… could be another student, could be that pretty blue-eyed girl with the glasses from class I tolled ya’ ‘bout” she said winking at her partner. Minior only gave her a disagreeing jingle, Stella standing up scoffed “Well I guess you have a point… what are the odds?” she sighed “Let's keep going k’?” she said, motioning for Minior to fowl her.

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“ok… Let's see here” Lolopechka said, Umbreon sitting next to her quietly watching. She had managed to find a good spot to set up for the night. A nice clear field without too many ridges or lumps, she had spent a good half hour clearing up the snow to make some space for her tent, but setting that up had proved to be a difficult task all on its own. Laying out the footprint was not hard she just had to put it on the spot she (somehow) cleared up, then just put the body of the tent on top of the footprint matching up the corners and making sure the door was in the right direction. Up to this point, it was easy, but inserting the metal pols into the tent and locking them into place was…. Not as easy to say the least of it.

With hard steps, Stella pushed up to her knees making her way up a snowy little hill Minior right next to her. She had been wandering for a good half hour looking for a good place to set up camp, the sun was just about to set too… She had managed to lose track of time wandering around the Paldean mountain she even saw some cute little baby Cubchoo and the Mama Beartic playing around in the snow… It's nice knowing those little guys will have a better relationship with their parents than she or her siblings did with theirs… but she can't help the tingle of jealousy in her stomach.

Umbreon’s ears flinched for a moment as it turned its head to the right. Having heard the sound of someone or something walking in the snow making a distinctive crunching sound. “Umrey!! Umrey!!” Umbreon called out trying to get Lolopechka’s attention “Yes, I hear you Umbreon. What?” Lolopechka replied looking down at her partner

Having made almost it to the top of the little hill Stella heard Minior who was a bit ahead of her jingle in surprise “Huh? What’s up bud?” she asked looking up at it.

Umbreon motioned its head to the right Lolopechka raised her eyebrow but didn’t bother to argue and looked to her right

Giving one final push to her keen Stella made it up the hill and turned her gaze up.

Pink and green hair

Blue eyes and glasses

”You’re that girl from class”, both girls said in unison.

Stella smiled wide, turning to Minior, and laughed “Ahhahaha!! Told you so dumbass” she shouted whizzing a bit. Putting her hand up to her chest trying to catch her breath, Minior jingled at her in annoyance, floating up close to her face pushing itself on her as Stella tried to grab it and push it away. Lolopechka blinked a couple of times in surprise. She wasn’t expecting herself to find another person up here, not a student no less… especially not a classmate. She looked on as the pink and green-haired girl turned her head looked at her and smiled at her “Hey ya’! I wasn’t expecting to see another person up here ‘specially not a classmate” Now that was an idea Lolopechka and her classmate shared.

Walking up to the raven-haired girl, Stella looked behind her, noticing the not-made tent. Guess she was having a hard time with it. “Anywho, I'm Stella, Stella Tridentarius and this is Minior. You are? “ she asked gesturing to Minior who jingled happily. Having one hand on her side and raising the other one for a handshake. It took Lolopechka a moment to properly process the question before answering “Oh! Uhh, I’m Lolopechka Leviathan This here is Umbreon. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Stella!” She laughed nervously shaking Stella’s hand as Umbreon just watched as she gave Stella a crooked smile. “Lo-lo-pech-ka huh? that’s a pretty name” Stella smiled and winked, Lolopechka felt heat rising to her cheeks “OH- um, T-thank you I think your name is nice too!”.

Stella lightly giggled and took a small step to the left looking behind Lolopechka “Thank you too. Having problems with that tent over there?” She asked turning her gaze to her busing classmate. “oh That…” Lolopechka looked behind her to the mess of fabrics and pols. She let out a heavy sigh and put her hand on her neck “Yeah… I’m not the best with this kind of thing” Gods this is so embarrassing, she’s so much prettier up close, she has freckles too I didn’t notice that before and she thinks my name is pretty??? Me?? Oh- I didn’t plan for- “I can help if you want ya’ know” Stella proclaimed with a smirk “ I know a thing or two about making this thing” Lolopechka blinked having just come back to reality “I- seriously? would really appreciate that Stella!”

“Sure no prob’ but this usually takes two people so I’ll need a hand” Stella replied taking off her backpack and putting it on the snowy ground beneath her “And then maybe you could help me with my tent too, if you would be so kind” Lolopechka nodded with delight “Of course!!” now she can finally make the damn thing and rest a bit. It feels better though… it not just being Lolopechka and Umbreon alone maybe this unexpected turn of events could be for the better. Night had already fallen when they managed to put up both tents side by side. Now they were sitting just outside of their respective tents sitting on the ground. Umbreon had fallen fast asleep on Lolopechka’s lap and Minior was in Stella's tent ‘hogging all the blankets’ as she put it.

“Hey Lolopechka, I've got two questions for you,” Stella said not turning her gaze away from the night stars. Lolopechka turned her head to look at her… friend? Classmate? Or were they just acuteness… “Yeah sure go ahead” she replied with a smile “Ok so, A) can I call you Lolo? And B) why did you come up here? ‘cause I got a feeling that it's not to ‘find your own treasure’ or shit like that” Lolopechka’s eyes widened for a second before looking down at her sleeping partner in her lap… Was she selfish to come here for such a small and stupid reason? She’d been wondering that all day. “Well… A) Yes I have no problem with that so go ahead and… B) Hehe, it is for a very selfish reason, you were right” she giggled as she rubbed her eyes, gods she was so tired. The only thing she heard as Stella laughed in response “Nah don’t worry too much about it… Everyone is a lil selfish at times, and it's ok. You just need to keep it in check and make sure you're not selfish all the time… ‘cause that's a 100% granted way to push everyone away from you”

Stella sighed, so much for trying not to overthink things again “Move aside Stella, you wouldn't understand the importance of this-“.

“Personal experience?” Lolopechka asked with a gentle voice. Stella looked at her for a moment, before looking back up at the stars “I'd rather not talk about it…” she whispered, Lolopechka just nodded they had just met after all. She wasn’t expecting her to spill her heart out to Lolopechka on their first proper conversion. “I understand, so a change of subject then. Where are you from? I haven't seen you around the academy for the first part of the semester” They were in the middle of it now, so unless she was stupid as hell Stella had to be a new student at the academy, from Alola maybe? She has a Minior you can't find them outside of the Alolen Islands. Stella looked over at her classmate and smiled “Yeah, you got that right I'm not from here. I moved here from Alola with my siblings” so Lolopechka was right “Oh! You have siblings? That sounds nice” Lolopechka said, the closest thing she had was her cousins but even then they weren’t so close and didn’t get to see each other often despite living in Paldea “Yeah it really is, I have 5 siblings” Stella remarked. Lolopechka felt her jaw drop 5?? She thought as she looked down at her hand trying to do the math around that, Stella whizzed hard at her classmate's response “Hahahaha! Oh my god your face- oh my stomach hurts… Ya’ never heard of a family that big huh?” she grinned.

“No- I can't say I have” That means there are 6 people living under one roof… and if you include their parents… 8 good gods how does she manage? Lolopechka lives alone most of the time and she can hardly look after herself. “And I can't really blame you, I have two older siblings Vesta and Futhark along with them I have three younger siblings Doleur, Aries, and Kelpie with me being the middle child” Stella explained “What about your parents?” Lolopechka asked curiously it was a stupid question, she was expecting Stella to say something like Oh of course who doesn’t live with their parents? But instead, Stella's eyes widened for a second before looking down at her boots with sad eyes. Lolopechka looked at her for a moment and starched her arm out to pat her back “AH- oh I’m sorry!! You don't have to answer that if it makes you uncomfortable! I didn’t mean to-“

“Nah, don’t beat yourself up about it” Stella replied, gently moving Lolopechka’s hand off her back “It's just- me and my sibling we… live alone, we don’t have a good relationship with our dad” Stella sighed looking back up at the stars “Tho I don’t expect you to-“

“I get it” Lolopechka intubated making Stella turn to her with so surprise “I- My Mom died when I was 10 and me and my Ma haven’t been so close ever since…” she said looking down at the sleeping Umbrepn in her lap. “… Lolo I-“ Stella tried to say something anything for a matter a fact… but how was she supposed to reply to this? To help? “Its ok Stella. Don’t worry too much about it” It was along time ago anyway so it wouldn't matter to most people “You sure?” Stella insisted and Lolopechka just nodded. Ok so they both have a bad relationship with their parents… really not what Stella was expecting them to bond over but shit now she needs to find a way to make this covo less sad- “Your Minior if you don’t mind me asking what color is it?” looks like Lolopechka beat her to it. “Oh! Uhh it’s a shiny actually so its black” Stella said laughing a bit. “Isn't your Umbreon a shiny too?” she wanted to ask but they got so caught up in their sad lil convo that she forgot

“Yeah they are me and Umbreon have been together since I was a baby so were very close” Lolopechka explend rubbing her eyes trying not to yawn “Huh that sounds nice” Stella said taking note of the almost-yawn that escaped her classmate “It’s gotten late so I think I’ll be heading off” Stella proclaimed standing up. Lolopechka smiled and picked up Umbreon into a hug before mustering the strength to get up “Yeah agreed”

“Goodnight Lolo”

“Goodnight Stella”

OK SO I RAN SOME SHIT AND-

ICHIKA IS A WHOLE INCH TALLER THAN ASTA,,,

She nearly escaped being called shrimp,,,, AND SINCE WHEN IS YUNO THE TALLEST???? I fr thought that Mars was taller by a long shot too Damn yuno,,, what they feeding you???

Asta is yelling into the heavens demanding a refund on how tall he is, they others laugh

Asta: You are literally the same height as me you have no rights.

Ichika: Nuh uh, im 156 BITCH

Asta: THATS LITERALLY JUST ONE INCH-

HEY V, HOW ABOUT THE BONEMAN HIMSELF, ZENON FOR THE BINGO >:3

OMG BONE MAN ZENON

I may not like him as much as I do Vanica BUT his fight with Yuno and the symbolism in it AHHHHH IS THAT SHIT GOOD

Send me a character and I’ll give you some of my thoughts on them!

I have recently discovered that Ichika (24 years old) is one year older then Lolopechka (23 years old )

So that got me thinking, what about the other Basterds? Well, Asta & Yuno are 18 and Mars is 22, so Ichika is the oldest, Lolopechka is the second oldest, Mars is the middle child and Asta&Yuno are baby beans.

So in conclusion, Ichika and Lolopechka have big sister rights and mess with everyone's hair and Yuno & Asta get baby treatment

I love this so much.