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I Bet Strange Is Getting Pretty Scared... Not Only Have I Been Training My Kicks Every Day And Unlocked

I bet Strange is getting pretty scared... not only have I been training my kicks every day and unlocked a Dark Eve kintype (sword skills maxxed out), but I have risen through the ranks of my local adult Hobby Horsing group, easily the best out of all five members. I am an elite fighter with a Joker and a Beast inside me. Our duel will leave her as nothing but a pile of dirt and pain. A sad day for feminism!

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Interesting things going on in the croaker household the muppet joker Im shaking in my timberland boots this fight is gonna be epic
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