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tag yourself im chaotic average
no other characters exist...
I am Absolutely FUCKING IT UP today.
Ac: @icedbeverageenjoyer @eliscz @licht-hex @slapstermasterr
Radio silent by jomm
My brain has been YELLING at me to make an edit with Mr.puzzles and this audio; my lazy ass has finally made it.
I still don’t know how to properly make CapCut edits look good lmfao.
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
IN CASE YOU FUCKS HADN’T HEARD, A NEW COPY OF TABLET V OF THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH HAS BEEN FOUND, CONTAINING SOME PRETTY FUCKING GREAT NEW SHIT.
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING EXCITING THING, BUT OF COURSE NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK ABOUT MESOPOTAMIAN SHIT TO ACTUALLY REPORT THIS ANYWHERE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE IT.
IT’S REALLY FUCKING COOL. TRUST US.
Dragon Age Origins: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Morrigan's agenda.
Dragon Age 2: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Anders' agenda.
Dragon Age Inquisition: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Solas' agenda.
Me, Playing Dragon Age 4, probably: *squints like a suspicious templar at all of the mage party members* alright which one of you assholes is it
penis meridian penis non-euclidean so damn hard it could be made out of obsidian
Obelisk of time mixing rhythm and rhyme, my penis otherworldly and it breaks your mind
PENIS UNMENTIONABLE PENIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE MY PENIS MAKES ALL WHO GAZE UPON IT INSENSIBLE
SOME MAY CALL MY PENIS CRYPTIC, BUT THE TRUTH IS SIMPLE: THAT DICK IS POST-APOCALYPTIC
Steven Stone: *aggressively dabs*
So I just watched every current episode of Umbrella Academy...
BBC3: Oh look we have a very unique show
BBC3: That has won many awards including a couple BAFTAs
BBC3: And it won a popularity contest against Sherlock and other 'massive' shows, thats a really dedicated fan base
BBC3: And it accurately portrays mental illness
BBC3: And it has canon queer characters! Kieren is panromantic and either ace, demi, or pansexual and none of those orientations has much if any representation in the media! how revolutionary of us!
BBC3: How about we cancel it?
How are you enjoying the debauchery? This is my favorite book they're so funny
Oh my gosh
I’m going to be honest, I wasn’t really expecting that or that level of it.
Anyone who saw me reading yesterday saw me going 😮😧.
They are so funny, oh my gosh
what is WRONG with people???
it is OFFICIALLY over my teacher is making ai generated assignments
I am SO UNWELL about Halsin, Larian please give us more content i want to marry the bear man SO BAD
so I went and bought tlou game cause AAAAA and it's on pc now, so I figured why not, right? this whole time I thought I was playing on light, what do you mean I've been playing on MODERATE this whole time???? I just thought I had bad resource management, only to find out I'm playing on a harder mode than I thought? I don't play games like this that often, so I figured I'd start out easy to get used to it and found that out??? knowing that, I'd say I've been doing well. especially since it's my first time playing
My ideal threesome is Taime Downe & Phil Lewis and I think they’d be down.