Biblically Accurate Stolas

biblically accurate Stolas

Now let's appreciate... Smear-frame Stolas!

I love this stupid show man

GUYS THAT’S IN ONE MONTH DO YOU HEAR ME WE COULD HAVE SPACE SEA MONSTERS IN ONE MONTH

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I lied it will take longer than one month. But we will still (hopefully) get cool sea space monsters

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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

xoxo.

Sometimes I imagine Blitzø singing "I'm just your problem" from Adventure Time to Stolas. And then I pass out