OKAY! I Will Be There! I Will Come! Should I Bring Beer? Cheese Bread? GRILLED CHEESE?????

OKAY! I will be there! I will come! Should I bring beer? Cheese bread? GRILLED CHEESE?????

Do you know God?

@onlyonemansgirl

Ggggod? Yes! Yes God! He’s in a book! Book I read… once! Twice? I don’t know! Gggoddd…. God, god god god… I like the word! It tastes like grapes and enigma!!!

Okay! I’ll put it in my SUPER SUPPER GOOD OATMEALLLL tommorow morning!!!!! I’ll let you know how it goessssss!!!!’ Goodbye new best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

Are you the devil?

@onlyonemansgirl

THE Devil? No!!!!! No, no no no no! The only demon I know is bery, very nice but NOT me!! Look, he gave me a box! Look, look! LOOK!

[shakes the bastards box in her face]

TGWDLM but the entire hive wants to date Paul and that’s the entire plot. (Very inspired by listening to What Do You Want Paul seven times). Go watch that song again with this in mind, I beg you.

That’s it, that’s the post, goodbye.

Heya, bossman! How's it goin?

It’s GOING! =,D

[AHFIWNCOWNFOWNCOWNCOWNFOWNCOENCWO WICMWOCNWOCNWOCNWOCNWOCJWOCNWOCKWKVOWKCNW] [completely normal reaction to a nickname I like]

PRESIDENT COIL (OC) STIMBOARD

Requested by: @averagedialtowner

TWs: None! ^^

Specifications: None ^^

okay disclaimer before too many people start asking

I LOVE doing stimboards and they’re fun, but this isn’t a stim ask account so I am NOT 100% gunna do yours. I do the ones I feel like doing.