Winter: Running Is So Humiliating If I Was Getting Kidnapped I'd Still Walk Away

Winter: running is so humiliating if I was getting kidnapped I'd still walk away

Clay: that’s one of my biggest fears. like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Glory: you would eat yourself?

Clay: wouldn’t even question it!

Clay: what should I do with this empty stomach of mine

Tsunami: fill it with rocks

Clay: does anyone that's normal have any suggestions

Ok I was thinking again and consider this: I write a classic bed sharing fanfic where qibli and winter check into a hotel and there's only one bed (cue crowd gasping) and it's called La Qinter Inn

So I was thinking and if Qibli's name is pronounced "kib-lee" then qinter is pronounced "kin-ter" and I just

Winter: do you want sweet or salty popcorn?

Moon: *looks at Kinkajou* I want it like my girlfriend.

Winter: sorry but we don't sell short popcorn.

Qibli: *rolls over and knees Winter in the ribs*

Winter: ow

Winter: you kneed me-

Qibli: *sleepily* yeah I do need you