Two Ppl Said They Had To Google This Promo Image After I Mentioned It On My Last Post And I Cannot Believe

Two ppl said they had to Google this promo image after I mentioned it on my last post and I cannot believe some of yall do not know about it because. Come on.

This is from THE FIRST HALF of LAST SEASON. It's OFFICIAL PROMO MATERIAL. Gay people are in fact real and I will show this image to anyone who says otherwise

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

So it's official. Guillermo met nandor at a Panera bread , felt a burning in his heart and goosebumps on his body and really REALLY misinterpreted the reason why

guillermo: *feeling the instinct to kill when nandor walked into the panera bread he worked at*

also guillermo:

loving the implications of guillermo working at a panera bread and being filled with this intense burning feeling in his chest and getting goosebumps the second this weird tall dude walks in the room. and then deciding to work for him for 13 years bc he thought the instinct to kill was either a crush or jealousy

cannot stop thinking about marwa as nandor telling guillermo that she doesn't know what she would do without him. the whole thing really is just about nandor thinking that guillermo stood him up at the train station for one reason or another (like maybe he thinks guillermo changed his mind etc) and then being alone for that whole year and getting "home" and not finding any fulfillment or happiness in that and then thinking he has to get married to stop feeling so alone and being too stupid/depressed/repressed emotionally to understand that he just wanted guillermo to be with him! because he doesn't know what to do without him! and that him getting married was him subconsciously trying to get guillermo to object like he always did but guillermo just giving up on the idea of being a vampire or anything else with nandor because nandor didn't wait for him or come find him but nandor being so self hating that he probably thinks guillermo chose not to come. nandor trying to find flaws in the wedding and assuming everyone is trying to sabotage it because he know he doesn't actually love marwa that way and doesn't want to be married to her and can only do it when guillermo says he'll be there with him. because he doesn't know what he'd do without him. because he's his best friend and he can't bring himself to say it but he knows it's true and guillermo knows what he meant and he's okay with that because in s3 he realized how much he loves nandor but his love for nandor was never enough to make him happy and he wants him to be happy but everytime nandor is without guillermo he realizes how much unhappier he is without him. this whole arc is just a masterclass in mutual pining and miscommunication.