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she’s so pretty when she’s angry 🥰🥰🥰
i fucking love how desexualised sex is by what we do in the shadows. nadja and laszlo had full-on sex onscreen in s4ep1 and they were BOTH FULLY CLOTHED. in fact, the whole main cast is fully clothed at all times and ironically, the one wearing the least layers is guillermo, who is thus far the most private and embarassed about his sex life. like sex is for the characters (because its what they would do) but not for the audience. the cast aren't scantily-clad, there's no lewd material for the trailers, sex is not being sold as part of the experience. for fucks sake THERE HAVE BEEN NO MAIN CAST KISSES in three and a half seasons (even though laszlo/nadja and now nandor/marwa are MARRIED).
the hilarious side effect of this is that the audience, like victorian gentlefolk, have started to sexualise the smallest things (i adore those posts of nandor wearing seven layers where people are thirsting over him). a whole episode is dedicated to nandor's penis, but the most sexual part of it is contract negotiation. there would be a bigger uproar if nandor held guillermo's hand than if he fucked nadja and laszlo at this point
guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
So… I did a thing. Criticism and suggestions welcome lmao :)
Tbh, I’m holding out hope for season 4 - like I think I’d prefer it really pacing-wise so they don’t cram everything they’ve set up and all the payoff into this one finale.
Either way, I’m extremely excited and tbh, trust the wwdits creators enough to not just fuck with us and at least acknowledge the nandermo moments in season 4, if not before :)
Babes. I love u all very much. But it’s pretty clear they’re fucking with us at this point. I still love this show but I’ve definitely given up on the idea of nandermo lol
imagine the energy vampire origin gets revealed and its just autism creature
I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.
Love at first bite 🦇
Writers really said “let’s make the most chaotic episode these fuckers have ever seen”