Ranpo Is The Definition Of "lil Shit"

Ranpo is the definition of "lil shit"

Poe: Oh, fiddlesticks. Ranpo: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

IS THAT A MAN BUN.

ASOYNCAUYBOCUYA

*Nervous Laughter*

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, don’t be like that, Chuuya. You know you love me. Chuuya: I don’t love you, I loathe you. You’re a pain in the ass, a burden, and a traitor. Dazai: And yet, you still work with me, fight with me, and save me. Chuuya: That’s because I have no choice. You always drag me into your messes and force me to cooperate with you. Dazai: Or maybe it’s because deep down, you care about me and enjoy our teamwork. Chuuya: No, it’s not. Stop putting words in my mouth. Dazai: Fine, then prove it. Kiss me. Chuuya: What? No! Dazai: Why not? If you hate me so much, then kissing me would be the ultimate punishment for me. Chuuya: That makes no sense! Dazai: Come on, just one kiss. For old times’ sake. Chuuya: Shut up, Dazai. Shut up or I’ll punch you in the face. Dazai: Is that a promise?

Dazai was 100% a theatre kid.

Chuuya: Dazai, you bastard! How dare you betray the Port Mafia and join the Agency? Dazai: Chuuya, my dear. How can you still be loyal to the Port Mafia and not join me? Chuuya: Don’t call me your dear, you traitor! You left me alone and broke my heart! Dazai: Don’t call me a traitor, you fool! You’re the only one who can mend my heart! Chuuya: Stop being so dramatic, you idiot! Dazai: Stop being so stubborn, you moron!

New insult unlocked.

Atsushi: I don’t understand why you hate me so much. Akutagawa: You don’t understand anything, you pathetic tiger cub. You’re weak, naive, and useless. You stole Dazai-sensei from me and ruined my life. Atsushi: I didn’t steal anyone from you! Dazai-sensei is not your property! Akutagawa: He is mine! He’s the only one who can acknowledge me and make me stronger! Atsushi: Well, maybe if you stopped being so obsessed with him and focused on yourself, you would be happier and stronger. Akutagawa: How dare you lecture me, you insolent worm! I’ll kill you! Atsushi: Bring it on, you edgy coat rack!

Ranpo is mean to everyone.

Kajii: Ranpo told me that the best place for my experiments was the bathroom. Kajii: I now realise that that was NOT a compliment