IS THAT A MAN BUN.

IS THAT A MAN BUN.

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Dazai was 100% a theatre kid.

Chuuya: Dazai, you bastard! How dare you betray the Port Mafia and join the Agency? Dazai: Chuuya, my dear. How can you still be loyal to the Port Mafia and not join me? Chuuya: Don’t call me your dear, you traitor! You left me alone and broke my heart! Dazai: Don’t call me a traitor, you fool! You’re the only one who can mend my heart! Chuuya: Stop being so dramatic, you idiot! Dazai: Stop being so stubborn, you moron!

Ranpo is mean to everyone.

Kajii: Ranpo told me that the best place for my experiments was the bathroom. Kajii: I now realise that that was NOT a compliment

*Nervous Laughter*

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, don’t be like that, Chuuya. You know you love me. Chuuya: I don’t love you, I loathe you. You’re a pain in the ass, a burden, and a traitor. Dazai: And yet, you still work with me, fight with me, and save me. Chuuya: That’s because I have no choice. You always drag me into your messes and force me to cooperate with you. Dazai: Or maybe it’s because deep down, you care about me and enjoy our teamwork. Chuuya: No, it’s not. Stop putting words in my mouth. Dazai: Fine, then prove it. Kiss me. Chuuya: What? No! Dazai: Why not? If you hate me so much, then kissing me would be the ultimate punishment for me. Chuuya: That makes no sense! Dazai: Come on, just one kiss. For old times’ sake. Chuuya: Shut up, Dazai. Shut up or I’ll punch you in the face. Dazai: Is that a promise?

But then everyone turns into a vampire and Aya does a Dazai.

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, pathetic, and useless. You don’t deserve to live. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. You don’t deserve to be happy. Akutagawa: Then why do I feel this way when I see you? Atsushi: Why do I feel this way when I touch you? Akutagawa: Maybe we should kiss and find out. Atsushi: Maybe we should.

Tell me what else I should put on this Tumblr please.

Dazai: I’m not a bad person, I just have a bad personality. Kunikida: That’s the same thing! Dazai: No, it’s not. A bad person is someone who does bad things, like murder, theft, or betrayal. A bad personality is someone who is annoying, sarcastic, or suicidal. Kunikida: You’re all of those things! Dazai: Exactly.