Wait.

Wait.

What if, when someone in the BSD universe dies, the universe resets.

WAIT THIS MEANS ODA DIDN'T DIE.

I AM insane, please ignore this.

*Wheezing in Sherlock*

Fyodor: I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. Nikolai: And I’m a high-functioning disaster. Do you want to be friends?

WELCOME TO WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN BUNGOU STRAY DOGS!

Even if you don't know the fandom, have a guess. This will be fucking entertaining

EDIT: To clarify, all these events could have taken place BEFORE or DURING chapter 110

Behind the Scenes of Mersault

Dazai: So, how long have you two been dating? Fyodor and Nikolai: We’re not dating! Dazai: Oh, come on. Don’t be shy. You two are obviously in love. Fyodor and Nikolai: We’re not in love! Dazai: Sure, sure. And I’m not suicidal.

Ngl, Dazai's death scene being animated is gonna be another fisheye and a weird gurgling sound.

Or, Bones finally hired an accountant (highly improbable)

By Chuuya

How do I say goodbye to someone who was everything to me? Dazai Osamu, you were my partner, my rival, my friend. You were the only one who understood me, who challenged me, who made me feel alive. You were the only one who could make me laugh, who could make me cry, who could make me angry. You were the only one who could make me love. We had a bond that no one else could break, a bond that transcended words, a bond that was stronger than death. You were the light in my darkness, the fire in my soul, the reason for my existence. And now you're gone. You left me alone in this cruel world, without a word, without a sign, without a goodbye. I took your life and took mine with yours. Why did you do it, Dazai? Why did you leave me? What was so unbearable that you couldn't share it with me? What was so hopeless that you couldn't fight it with me? What was so tragic that you couldn't laugh it off with me? I don't understand, Dazai. I don't understand how you could do this to yourself, to me, to us. You were always so strong, so smart, so brave. You always had a plan, a solution, a way out. You always had a smile, a joke, a wink. You always had me. Didn't I matter to you, Dazai? Didn't we matter to you? Didn't you care about how I would feel, how I would cope, how I would live without you? Didn't you love me, Dazai? I loved you, Dazai. I loved you more than anything in this world. I loved you more than myself. I loved you more than life itself. And I still love you, Dazai. I will always love you, Dazai. You are a part of me, Dazai. You are in my heart, in my mind, in my soul. You are with me, Dazai. And I am with you, Dazai. We are still together, Dazai. We will always be together, Dazai. Nothing can separate us, Dazai. Not even death. So don't worry, Dazai. Don't be sad, Dazai. Don't be sorry, Dazai. Just be happy, Dazai. Just be free, Dazai. Just be at peace, Dazai. And wait for me, Dazai. Wait for me until we meet again, Dazai. Wait for me until we can hold each other again, Dazai. Wait for me until we can kiss each other again, Dazai. Wait for me until we can say the words we never said to each other again, Dazai. Wait for me until we can say "I love you" again, Dazai. Wait for me until we can say goodbye again, Dazai.