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i have realised i am a carnival fan and a theme park fan thank you don and faust

the secret language scene the bones failed to animate, voiced by dazai and fyodor’s english voice actors (i had to) you can find this on my tiktok as well !!

Dazai has a straight jacket that says "I went to Meursault and all I got was this dumb shirt"

WELCOME TO WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN BUNGOU STRAY DOGS!

Even if you don't know the fandom, have a guess. This will be fucking entertaining

EDIT: To clarify, all these events could have taken place BEFORE or DURING chapter 110

Behind the Scenes of Mersault

Dazai: So, how long have you two been dating? Fyodor and Nikolai: We’re not dating! Dazai: Oh, come on. Don’t be shy. You two are obviously in love. Fyodor and Nikolai: We’re not in love! Dazai: Sure, sure. And I’m not suicidal.

Wait. 2.0 Very scary version.

You know how Meursalt is set in France right. I am 35.56% sure that France called their best buddies, England over.

That means The Order of The Clock Tower will most likely arrive, just as this pandemonium will reach its crescendo.

Asagiri is far too smart to mention a group of ability users, and then not have them show up in the story. This will end the Meursalt Arc, and begin the Clock Tower Arc, in which some highly patriotic brits will 'FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY'.

This will mostly end BADLY. Lets hope this is not the version Asagiri has in mind. If it is, this is a lovely warning to stock up on fluffy fanfics and wait in mortal terror for October.

twitter made me soft over meurgreg just a bit

I don't play limbus company anymore because of their terrible company policies. however. if there is anything. this must be shared.

bc like. i mean

its the most tumblr my fanart will get i guess

Chuuya never having been a vampire is objectively hilarious

But it makes no sense

If he was never a vampire then why was Fyodor waiting for him to show up. He would have no reason to believe Chuuya would show up because he’s not a vampire. It’s not some secret info he would have been able to get from the other vampires at the prison because, and again I want to stress this fact, he was never a vampire to begin with

Also there’s no way Fyodor was actually fooled by some fake fangs and eye contacts. This is someone who can go toe to toe with both Dazai and Ranpo and who is also a fantastic actor himself who we have seen using disguises. He would have known.

And if Chuuya really was never a vampire then why didn’t he just kill Fyodor. Or at the very least not save him. He was in the perfect position. We already know he had a gun on him. And there are multiple times where Fyodor turned his back to him. He could have just shot him.

Not to mention the fact that it kind of ruins all the moments between skk. The abject horror at realising the person who knows you the most and you trust with your life is being used by the enemy to kill you. For their free will to be taken away. Being put in a position where you have to kill them to save the world.

Only for that never to have been the case.

I don’t know. I just feel like it was a weird choice.

bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it

in the end when Dazai solves the code he doesn’t even get up he just. announces it to the room and Sigma immediately makes a break for it and Chuuya does too but he comes back once he realizes Dazai isn’t moving and he drags him out himself and Fyodor’s just like. oh. it’s over already? and also Nikolai escaped into the air ducts like half an hour ago and Sigma has to go back in to look for him after he remembers that he’s the designated driver and he can’t just. leave them. so in the end they have to call the fire department at like one in the morning to remove this clown from the ceiling vents and. the place has been closed for two hours but the fire department has to call up an extremely disgruntled employee (it’s Ango) to find out what happened and in the end they all get banned for life from the escape room place.

bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

Ruina redraws to cope the loss of your missing military wife to

Overworked and overcaffeinated office duo beloved

Shoutout to emotionally unavailable frenchmen with questionable morals. Gotta be one of my favourite genders 🙏