LMFAO

LMFAO

Musk Melon really be shooting himself in the foot with a damn DDoS machine gun.

holy shit

*Aggresively reposting*

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Yikes...

Why do people try to emulate Elon Musk?

Instead you could try having a wife and children that love you.

gUyS pLeAsE tHiS iS a LiBrArY

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one!  Todoroki: Well, you’re not number one either, so what’s your point?  Bakugo: Shut up, you half-and-half bastard!  Todoroki: Make me.  Midoriya: Guys, please, this is a library!

*spooky ghost noises*

is this for real??? this story gets crazier by the minute

As much as I love fics where dazai drives like a madman and everyone else in the car ends up with heart problems, I like to think that chuuya is probably unaffected by it. In fact, I think he loves it when dazai drives.

Imagine the pm and ada on a joint mission and it somehow ends in skk and sskk in a car together with dazai driving.

sskk are in the backseat and while Atsushi looks visibly mortified and scared for his life, Akutagawa is more subtle about it. He looks almost normal. Until you really pay attention and notice the clenched knuckles resting on his thighs and his eyes twitching.

Their mentors are completely unaware of their state. Dazai has a stupid grin on his face as he drives, determined to break every traffic law ever and Chuuya has his head out of the window, looking very much like a kid whose parents agreed to get mcdonalds.

"Take the next right!" The mafioso yells and Dazai swerves hard, missing the fire hydrant by an inch and Atsushi swears, swears, his heart stopped for 5 seconds. Chuuya hollers in excitement.

Akutagawa considers breaking the door and jumping out using rashoumon.