Hello Folksare You Having A Good Daywell That Sucks Cos Imma Make It A Worselove Story By Taylor Swift

hello folks are you having a good day well that sucks cos imma make it a worse love story by taylor swift but its jegulus to jily at the end where james pulls out a ring for lily and regulus is drowning

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Todd: *gets a B on his essay*  Neil: *gasps* How dare you disrespect our lord and savior Mr. Keating like that? Todd: Neil, please, it’s not that serious- Neil: *grabs Todd’s essay and sets it on fire* CARPE DIEM, TODD. CARPE DIEM.

Neil: *gets cast as Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream*  Todd: Wow, congrats, Neil. That’s amazing. Neil: Thanks, Todd. You know, you should audition too. You have a great voice. Todd: Me? No, no, I can’t act. I’m too shy. Neil: Come on, Todd. Don’t be afraid. You have to seize the opportunity. Carpe diem. Todd: *thinks about it*  Todd: *auditions for the role of Bottom*  Todd: *gets cast as Bottom*  Todd: *has to wear a donkey head on stage*  Todd: *regrets everything*

i really read "count" as "cunt" but he aint wrong