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Bounding down the stairs is a man. Not spotting me, he exclaims, “Effie! Effie! I did it! I’ve worked out when Rep TV will be announced and released! It’s going to be the—'' He stops and a slight gasp escapes from his mouth. “Lily?”
No.
I knew that voice.
But it couldn’t be.
No.
No.
“James,” I whispered. “How?”
“It was pretty simple, really. In the Karma music vid—”
“No,” I almost giggle. “How are you alive?”
YESYESYESYESYES YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!
I love Remus being tall but so lanky and skinny with literally no muscle on his body because he’s literally a nerd and hates exercising he will literally die if he has to do a push-up. Sirius is big and buff and tall (almost as tall as Remus is, fight me) and he has stubble and tattoos and HE IS THE ONE THAT GETS ANGRY and he plays quidditch and he fight and hates authority.
I saw a post with sapphic WolfStar (which is great, don’t get me wrong!) where *Remus* is the big buff butch and *Sirius* is the tiny little femme?? Like no Remus’ fragile little bones (thank you full moon and bad genes— I am a firm believer that he needed a cane by the time he graduated because of all that) would shatter if he tried to lift anything other than a stack of books and his chocolate because he’s so soft.
Sirius is canonically so smart too, but that’s always butchered, as well?? Like he was described as brilliant by literally everyone????? Bro was a straight O student and no one can convince me otherwise. Remus is always made to be the one helping Sirius so he doesn’t fail but, in cannon, it was *Sirius* that helped teach *Remus*, who is a halfblood and therefore didn’t know as much about magic, how to do things. Honestly I hate what everyone is doing to them.
Jegulus also makes no sense and, while it’s not a dealbreaker if it shows up (mostly because if it was I would have to drop a billion fics), I don’t like it and it’s WAY too prevalent.
i think maybe the reason the portrayal of remus in the marauders fandom in the last few years is so upsetting to me is that the reason i got into this fan base was because of how much i related to him. i started getting into the fandom when remus was still a skinny gay book nerd who was shy but funny and sweet and endlessly loyal. wolfstar was soft love and more about fluffy-teeth-rotting moments between remus and sirius.
now we have buff alpha bad boy remus who can’t read and tiny twink sirius with a full face (including lashes) and a mini skirt.
genuinely what happened to classic wolfstar? what happened to rowdy punk rock sirius with his band t shirts and leather jacket and stubble? where’s soft, lanky remus?
in attempting to wrestle wolfstar away from jkr you’ve stripped remus and sirius of all of their defining characteristics that made them so interesting in the first place. they’ve lost all characterization and relatability in exchange for this horny,booktok, smut-obsessed bullshit i can’t escape from.
so yeah, i’m not a fan of modern wolfstar.
(this isn’t even touching on all of the jegulus stuff)
HOW DO I GET JEGULUS OFF OF MY FEED? HOW? I’M HERE FOR WOLFSTAR AND SUNFLOWER AND DORLENE NOT JEGULUS PEASE HELP.
Now, I know that Remus’ patronus is a wolf (in cannon, I mean— I usually headcannon it as a massive dog) because he’s a werewolf, but I don’t think that that would be his animagus form. I also don’t think that Lily’s patronus being a doe makes her animagus form a doe, because that’s boring as all hell.
Personally, I think that Remus’ animagus form would be either a mouse or a sheep. A mouse because they’re incredibly clever, but also very kind, and I find it funny to think that the werewolf’s animagus form is one of the smallest mammals out there, also he kind of just reminds me of a mouse (plus, it would be sweet to see Peter not being the tiniest Marauder— I think that him not being the smallest would’ve prevented him from building resentment and then betraying them). A sheep just for the irony of a wolf in sheep’s clothing puns.
I think that Lily’s animagus form would be a mountain lion. They’re notoriously good mothers, they’re strong, they’re fast, but they’re pretty nice (by big cat standards). Also, I just think the gives off big cat vibes. She’s either a mountain lion or a lioness.
It looks great!
I painted a flowerpot with my favorite album by autoheart lol, lemme know how I did!
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hello folks are you having a good day well that sucks cos imma make it a worse love story by taylor swift but its jegulus to jily at the end where james pulls out a ring for lily and regulus is drowning
shut up and dance with me is such a jily song actually wth
well hello there is your day going well? well thats terrible imma make it worse champagne problems by taylor swift is the marauders + regulus song after they go their separate ways
"How evergreen, our group of friends Don't think we'll say that word again" - after peter leaves them and remus gets roped into working for the order
""She would've made such a lovely bride What a shame she's fucked in the head," they said" - sirius to james after regulus got the mark
"But you'll find the real thing instead She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred" - lily after jegulus break up
do you do pet ship hcs? can you do.. flower pod and herb teapot??
pet ships are fine!!! unless the pet is codded as a child(like pure cream) or u ship any cookie x any pet
FlowerPot Headcanons(cookiefied them a lil bit):
they meet at work, both working at Herb’s flower shop
Flowerpod was super shy at first and so was Teapot but herb pushed them to get to know each other since Teapot needed needs more friends
They went out to tea one time after a shift and liked it so much they did it every weekend, it became less of a friend thing and more of a date thing slowly and they didn't notice until they started holding hands in public
neither officially asked the other out they kind of were just like “are we dating...?” “uhhhh I think so???” and so they were
Herb thinks its the cutest thing ever and invites Flowerpod over all the time so Teapot sees them more, he also teases Teapot relentlessly
Flowerpod and Teapot give each other little gifts like candies and seeds whenever they see eachother
Their other favorite type of date besides the tea shop is hiking in the woods or tending to eachother’s gardens
even after years of dating they still get super flustered whenever they compliment each other
Rip James and lily y'all would've made great millenials 🙏🙏
MARAUDERS HEADCANON
When Lily and James started dating everyone at Hogwarts started to call them Jily, and they were both so happy about it.
But then, the other marauders called them Lames and they hated it. Sirius laughed so much when the first time he called them that.
The couple decided that they needed a name to call themselves when they were alone. When Remus heard this, he said to Lily in one of their classes:
Flowerpot
And she burst out laughing because, she LOVED it.
Mini handmade flowers :)