Ranpo Is Eagerly Waiting For The New Level.

Ranpo is eagerly waiting for the new level.

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Multitasking? You’re playing Candy Crush on your phone. Ranpo: And solving the case in my head. Kunikida: Really? Then tell me, who’s the culprit? Ranpo: Easy. It’s the guy with the red hat and the mole on his chin. Kunikida: How did you know that? Ranpo: I saw him on the security footage. Kunikida: Then why didn’t you say so earlier? Ranpo: Because I was busy playing Candy Crush. Duh.

The tables got defenestrated

Chuuya: What are you wearing? Dazai: Clothes. Chuuya: What kind of clothes? Dazai: The kind that cover my body. Chuuya: Be more specific. Dazai: A bandage, a coat, a shirt, a tie, a belt, pants, socks, shoes, and a hat. Chuuya: Why are you wearing a hat indoors? Dazai: Because I’m fabulous.

Kunikida is fed up.

Dazai: I have a brilliant idea.

Kunikida: Oh no.

Dazai: Hear me out.

Kunikida: Oh no.

Dazai: It involves a lot of explosives.

Kunikida: OH NO.

Ranpo is Joe Mama

Ranpo: Hey, Kunikida. I have a riddle for you. Kunikida: Not now, Ranpo. I’m busy. Ranpo: Come on, it’s fun. Just one riddle. Kunikida: Fine. What is it? Ranpo: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? Kunikida: A clock. Ranpo: Wrong. It’s your mom. Kunikida: What? That doesn’t make any sense. Ranpo: It does if you think about it. Kunikida: No, it doesn’t. That’s not a riddle. That’s just an insult. Ranpo: Well, you’re no fun.

They ent survinving

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aNyThInG iS fInE

Kenji: I’m hungry. Atsushi: Me too. Let’s go get some food. Kenji: Okay. What do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine. Kenji: How about sushi? Atsushi: No, not sushi. Kenji: How about ramen? Atsushi: No, not ramen. Kenji: How about pizza? Atsushi: No, not pizza. Kenji: Then what do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine.