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Leo Has A Surprise! Pt2
Leo has a surprise! pt2
Leo: Hey, guys, guess what? I made a new friend. Piper: Really? Who is it, Leo? Leo: His name is Festus. He’s a dragon. Jason: A dragon? Where did you find a dragon? Leo: In the woods. He was just lying there, all rusty and broken. So I fixed him up and gave him a name. And now he’s my buddy. Frank: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Dragons are dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire and fly and eat people. Leo: Nah, Festus is harmless. He’s a metal dragon. He doesn’t breathe fire or eat people. He just likes to fly and play and cuddle. Hazel: Cuddle? You cuddle with a dragon? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very warm and cozy. And he purrs like a kitten when I scratch his belly. Piper: Leo, that’s adorable. Jason: Leo, that’s insane.
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