Atsu-sass

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.

Kyoka cuts Cake

Yosano: So, you’re the new member of the Armed Detective Agency. What’s your name and ability? Kyoka: I’m Izumi Kyoka, and my ability is Demon Snow. Yosano: Demon Snow? What does it do? Kyoka: It allows me to control a cursed sword that can kill anything it touches. Yosano: Wow, that’s amazing. And what do you use it for? Kyoka: Mostly for cutting cake.

This totally happened

Fukuzawa: Mori, we need to talk. Mori: About what? Fukuzawa: About the fact that you kidnapped one of my agents and tried to brainwash him. Mori: Oh, that. It was just a prank, bro.

Ranpo can indeed multitask

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Eating candy and playing video games is not multitasking. Ranpo: It is if you’re a genius like me.

Toastoroki

Todoroki: I don’t care about my father’s expectations. I’m not his puppet. Endeavor: Son, please listen to me. I only want what’s best for you. Todoroki: Really? Then why did you burn my face when I was a child? Endeavor: It was an accident. I was trying to make toast.

*pew pew*

Atsushi: I don’t think I can do this, Akutagawa-san. He’s too strong. Akutagawa: Don’t worry, Nakajima. Just remember what Dazai-san taught us. Atsushi: What did he teach us? Akutagawa: When in doubt, shoot him in the face.