Ranpo Can Indeed Multitask

Ranpo can indeed multitask

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Eating candy and playing video games is not multitasking. Ranpo: It is if you’re a genius like me.

Soulmate AU be like

Chuuya: Dazai, I swear to God, if you don’t stop annoying me, I’ll kill you. Dazai: You can’t kill me, Chuuya. We’re soulmates. Chuuya: Soulmates? What are you talking about? Dazai: Don’t you remember? We made a pact when we were kids. We promised to die together. Chuuya: That was not a pact, that was a suicide note. And I didn’t sign it, you forged my signature.

*pew pew*

Atsushi: I don’t think I can do this, Akutagawa-san. He’s too strong. Akutagawa: Don’t worry, Nakajima. Just remember what Dazai-san taught us. Atsushi: What did he teach us? Akutagawa: When in doubt, shoot him in the face.

#annoyed

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, can you teach me how to play the guitar? Jirou: Sure, Yaoyorozu. It’s not that hard. You just need to know the chords and the strumming patterns. Yaoyorozu: Okay, let me try. *plays a flawless rendition of Stairway to Heaven* Jirou: … Yaoyorozu: How was that? Jirou: I hate you.

Iida is bad at Maths.

Uraraka: Iida, can you help me with this math problem? Iida: Sure, Uraraka. What is it? Uraraka: If I have 10 apples and I give 5 to Midoriya, how many apples do I have left? Iida: That’s easy. You have 5 apples left. Uraraka: Wrong. I have 10 apples and a date with Midoriya.