Ranpo Can Indeed Multitask

Ranpo can indeed multitask

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Eating candy and playing video games is not multitasking. Ranpo: It is if you’re a genius like me.

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.

I offer you MHA content

Bakugou: Deku, you’re so weak and pathetic. You don’t deserve to be a hero. Midoriya: Bakugou, you’re so angry and rude. You don’t deserve to be a human. Bakugou: What did you say to me, you damn nerd? Midoriya: I said you’re a meanie.

Poor Raj

#annoyed

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, can you teach me how to play the guitar? Jirou: Sure, Yaoyorozu. It’s not that hard. You just need to know the chords and the strumming patterns. Yaoyorozu: Okay, let me try. *plays a flawless rendition of Stairway to Heaven* Jirou: … Yaoyorozu: How was that? Jirou: I hate you.

Kill, or be Killed

Atsushi: Kyouka, what are you doing? Kyouka: I’m playing with my dolls. Atsushi: Can I see them? Kyouka: Sure. This one is me, this one is you, this one is Akutagawa, and this one is Dazai. Atsushi: They’re very cute. But why are they all covered in blood? Kyouka: It’s part of the game. It’s called “Kill or Be Killed”.