I want to drink a milkshake upside down
715 posts
I Mean, Why?
I mean, why?
Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: You tried to blow up the office yesterday. Dazai: Misunderstood.
-
crazight liked this · 1 year ago
-
whisperingwinters liked this · 1 year ago
-
madokasredribbon liked this · 1 year ago
-
tsumibatsu11 liked this · 1 year ago
-
schoolofdecadence liked this · 1 year ago
-
namecrisis-lifecrisis liked this · 1 year ago
-
doja-rat16 liked this · 1 year ago
-
blueneko14 liked this · 1 year ago
-
elaryssue liked this · 1 year ago
More Posts from The-perks-of-being-a-person
Savage, young, Midoriya
Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one! Midoriya: That’s funny, because you’re not even in the top three. Bakugo: *explodes*
Yet another declined offer.
Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.
Zenki Soukoku Shenanigans
Mori: Fukuzawa, we need to talk. Fukuzawa: What do you want, Mori? Mori: I want to propose a truce between our agencies. Fukuzawa: A truce? Why? Mori: Because we have a common enemy. Fukuzawa: Who? Mori: The tax office.
He aint lying tho
Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in this room. Yosano: You’re the only person in this room. Ranpo: And your point is? Yosano: Never mind.
Kunikida has been replaced with poor Yosano
Ranpo: I’m a genius, and you’re all idiots. Yosano: That’s not very nice. Ranpo: Fine, fine. I’m a genius, and you’re all slightly less intelligent than me. Yosano: That’s not much better.