I Mean, Why?

I mean, why?

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: You tried to blow up the office yesterday. Dazai: Misunderstood.

Zenki Soukoku Shenanigans

Mori: Fukuzawa, we need to talk. Fukuzawa: What do you want, Mori? Mori: I want to propose a truce between our agencies. Fukuzawa: A truce? Why? Mori: Because we have a common enemy. Fukuzawa: Who? Mori: The tax office.

Savage, young, Midoriya

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one! Midoriya: That’s funny, because you’re not even in the top three. Bakugo: *explodes*

Offer Declined

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you, Dazai. You’ve grown so much since you joined the Agency. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. That means a lot to me. F ukuzawa: You’re welcome. Now, please stop trying to kill yourself. Dazai: I’ll think about it.

Kunikida has been replaced with poor Yosano

Ranpo: I’m a genius, and you’re all idiots. Yosano: That’s not very nice. Ranpo: Fine, fine. I’m a genius, and you’re all slightly less intelligent than me. Yosano: That’s not much better.

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.