Leo Has A Surprise! Pt3

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.

Rookie Mistake

Chuuya: Hey, Dazai, do you want to hear a joke? Dazai: Sure, why not? Chuuya: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dazai: Fsh. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: How did you know that? Dazai: I’ve heard it before. Chuuya: From who? Dazai: From you. You told me the same joke last week.

I mean, why?

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: You tried to blow up the office yesterday. Dazai: Misunderstood.

Kunikida has been replaced with poor Yosano

Ranpo: I’m a genius, and you’re all idiots. Yosano: That’s not very nice. Ranpo: Fine, fine. I’m a genius, and you’re all slightly less intelligent than me. Yosano: That’s not much better.

I ship

Kaminari: Hey, Jiro, can you help me with this math problem? Jiro: Sure, what is it? Kaminari: If I have 10 apples and you have 7 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Jiro: What? That doesn’t make any sense. Kaminari: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk to you.

He aint lying tho

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in this room. Yosano: You’re the only person in this room. Ranpo: And your point is? Yosano: Never mind.