Kunikida Has Been Replaced With Poor Yosano

Kunikida has been replaced with poor Yosano

Ranpo: I’m a genius, and you’re all idiots. Yosano: That’s not very nice. Ranpo: Fine, fine. I’m a genius, and you’re all slightly less intelligent than me. Yosano: That’s not much better.

#cursed

Tanizaki: Naomi, can you please stop reading my diary? Naomi: No, I can’t. It’s too interesting. Tanizaki: It’s not interesting, it’s private. Naomi: But it’s full of juicy secrets and embarrassing confessions. Tanizaki: Like what? Naomi: Like how you have a crush on Kunikida-senpai.

Zenki Soukoku Shenanigans

Mori: Fukuzawa, we need to talk. Fukuzawa: What do you want, Mori? Mori: I want to propose a truce between our agencies. Fukuzawa: A truce? Why? Mori: Because we have a common enemy. Fukuzawa: Who? Mori: The tax office.

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.

Shin Soukoku 4 ever

Higuchi: Akutagawa-san, can I ask you something? Akutagawa: What is it, Higuchi? Higuchi: Do you… do you like me? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: I mean, as a partner, as a subordinate, as a friend… Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Or maybe… as something more? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Please say something, Akutagawa-san! Akutagawa: *sneezes*

Yet another declined offer.

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.