Chuuya Is Displeased

Chuuya is displeased

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. I have a surprise for you. Chuuya: What is it, Dazai? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Chuuya: Okay, fine. But this better be good. Dazai: Trust me, it is. Chuuya: *closes eyes and holds out hands* Dazai: *puts handcuffs on Chuuya and runs away* Chuuya: DAZAI, YOU BASTARD!

Awww.

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. Atsushi: I’m not weak. I’m strong. Akutagawa: Prove it. Atsushi: Fine. *punches Akutagawa* Akutagawa: *falls to the ground* Atsushi: See? I’m strong. Akutagawa: *smiles* You’re strong, Nakajima.

Fukuzawa regrets his life decisions

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone is following the rules and behaving properly. Dazai: *sets fire to a pile of paperwork* Kunikida: *chases after a thief with a bomb* Ranpo: *eats cake while ignoring a murder case* Fukuzawa: …

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.

More idiotic behaviour

Chuuya: What are you doing here, Dazai? Dazai: I came to see you, Chuuya. Chuuya: Why? Dazai: Because I miss you, Chuuya. Chuuya: Stop saying my name, Dazai. Dazai: But I love your name, Chuuya.

Pickles vs Akutagawa

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Atsushi: You literally called me at 3 a.m. last night because you couldn’t open a jar of pickles. Akutagawa: That was a test of your loyalty.