Chuuya Is Displeased

Chuuya is displeased

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. I have a surprise for you. Chuuya: What is it, Dazai? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Chuuya: Okay, fine. But this better be good. Dazai: Trust me, it is. Chuuya: *closes eyes and holds out hands* Dazai: *puts handcuffs on Chuuya and runs away* Chuuya: DAZAI, YOU BASTARD!

We feel you, Kenji

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.

Fukuzawa regrets his life decisions

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone is following the rules and behaving properly. Dazai: *sets fire to a pile of paperwork* Kunikida: *chases after a thief with a bomb* Ranpo: *eats cake while ignoring a murder case* Fukuzawa: …

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.