Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Fukuzawa: Mori, we need to talk. Mori: What is it? Fukuzawa: It’s about our agencies. They’ve been fighting too much lately. Mori: I agree. It’s getting out of hand. Fukuzawa: So, I have a proposal. How about we settle this once and for all with a game of rock-paper-scissors? Mori: Rock-paper-scissors? That’s your solution? Fukuzawa: Yes. It’s simple, fair, and effective. Mori: Fine. Let’s do it. Fukuzawa: Okay. On three. One, two, three! *They both show scissors*  Fukuzawa: … Mori: … Fukuzawa: Best two out of three?

Mello, don't bother him at this hour about such a mundane thing, it's only 8 am 😩

Chair vs Akutagawa (I think household items hate him)

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You threw a chair at me. Atsushi: You said Rashomon was weak. Akutagawa: And you proved me wrong by throwing a chair at me?

Lovers to enemies?

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, you know that? Atsushi: And you’re arrogant, what’s your point? Akutagawa: My point is that you’re weak and useless. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: Oh, really? And you can? You’re always hiding behind your coat like a coward. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashomon! It’s the most powerful ability in the world! Atsushi: Ha! More like the most annoying ability in the world. It’s always making noise and getting in the way. Akutagawa: You have no idea what you’re talking about. Rashomon is my partner and my friend. It’s loyal and obedient to me. Atsushi: Well, maybe you should get a real friend instead of a piece of cloth. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real ability instead of a furry costume. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real life instead of being a jerk. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real brain instead of being an idiot. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real heart instead of being a monster. Akutagawa: … Atsushi: … Akutagawa: I hate you. Atsushi: I hate you more.

Crossword do have clues tho

Kunikida: What are you doing? Ranpo: Solving a case. Kunikida: With a crossword puzzle? Ranpo: It’s a clue, Kunikida. A clue.

Law vs Dazai

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: Misunderstood by who? Dazai: The law.