The-poor-miranha-quotes - No More Birthdays

Congratulations to me who once again forgot the month of Halloween!!!

Peter: If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

Mj: you are irresponsible!

Felicia: not irresponsible! that's how you offend me

Mj: what do you call someone who spends everything he doesn't have?!

Felicia: a person who needs a raise

Spiderman: Don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.

Any villain: You think I care about that?

Spiderman: Oh, that’s not a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

*MJ bursts through the wall*

MJ: Are you ready to die?!?

Peter: We should get married.

MJ: We’ve been dating for less than a year.

Peter: I know and I think I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.

Peter: Do you wanna dance with me?

MJ: No

Peter: Do you want to stand awkwardly in the corner with me?

MJ: Now you're speaking my language