After Johnny Complained About The Photos Peter Took With His Cell Phone

after Johnny complained about the photos Peter took with his cell phone

Peter: if you don't like it, hire another photographer

Johnny: hmn?...

Peter: and get a plastic

Johnny: and have you ever seen princess need plastic?!

Peter: and have you ever seen pocket do magic?!

post nwh and also tony livesz

the weeks leading up to christmas the news is constantly reporting spider-man swinging around nyc decked out in a santa hat taking selfies with families and handing out gifts.

he’s trending everywhere— people spreading the hashtag “spidey-christmas” on every social media site, charities and other support programs start using it in hopes of getting more donations and peter is overjoyed— swinging down to each and every one of the centres, promoting them with equal amounts of enthusiasm.

because yeah, it was a good thing to do; but in truth it made him feel just a little less alone, if he was destined to spend the holidays by himself then why not make sure others have a better experience?

morgan stark who keeps hearing about a spidey christmas and DEMANDS one of her own, her friends and classmates are all obsessed with spider-man so of course, she is too.

tony and pepper listen to morgan talk about a spidey christmas all day long and at first it wasn’t concerning, she’d get over it before christmas. but as the days get closer and closer they realize all she wants is to meet spider-man and have… whatever a spidey christmas is.

que tony stark tracking down spiderman who’s fighting off a giant lizard wearing a ugly christmas sweater.

If Peter could do what he really wanted to do with Daken

Johnny: what the fuck is it? what the fuck is it?!!

*Daken on the ground*

Johnny: you killed he...

Spidey: you didn't let me fix the man, damn I fixed him

Spidey: what is? now go light a candle for the skull