Agent A And Agent P, Where Are Your Suitcases?

agent a and agent p, where are your suitcases?

Did he give her the toothpick? Did she steal it? Did she find his super secret stash right next to his dark and mysterious diary? Will we ever know?

Why the fuck did I say MySpace, that shit was prehistoric by the time I was born. I think

I hate whenever a show starts airing episodes weekly, and the one day they could have chosen out of 7 PERFECTLY GOOD DAYS is always the busiest day for me. So by the time I get to watch the show, the internet is filled with spoilers and I have to avoid my phone like the plague. Like no, random person on tumblr/pinterest/myspace/instagram, I will not be looking at your spoilers today

I swear workin in a restaurant is one of the most stressful jobs, because it’s just filled with so many interactions and conversations you never thought you would have to have with grown adults

My most common example is this one time I was wiping down a table, and this lady comes up to me, fuming, full on cursing me out, that I’m wiping crumbs onto the floor. Like, I’m sorry, were you expectin me to EAT the crumbs or somethin?! I had a broom right next to me too, so it was pretty obvious that I was going to sweep them up.

There was also some time Tanjiro pulled a real sword on me and told me to empty the register, but that’s a whole different story

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

boy who's never seen a large body of water before + insane force abilities = a very tired obi-wan

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