Is It Just Me Or Does J's Voice In Episode 7 Sound A Little... Off? Like, I Swear It Was Way Deeper Before.

Is it just me or does J's voice in episode 7 sound a little... off? Like, I swear it was way deeper before.

This is giving me flashbacks somebody help.

I find it very funny how I've been going insane over who "X eyes" is or what the double x expression means at all and now, 5 days before episode 7 releases, I find this.

I am losing my fucking mind.

OH, THAT IS... DEFINITELY NOT OIL.

I automatically blame Doll for this.

CONGRATS TO YOU MAN!!!! :D

My last "X eyes" theory, the big one.

I have made many theories (probably definitely too many) as to who/what this guy is and I suspect (know) it's getting annoying so I am just going to put every theory right here, including a couple new ones!

The format for each theory goes as such:

Theory

Small paragraph explaining it.

Each piece

of evedence

For it

-<(Break)

Each piece

of evedence

against it

Theory 1: This is CYN/The AS

Simple, it's CYN, the one that far too many people are saying is true. To clarify, this theory says it's JUST CYN, not the true form of the AS or anything like that, just good ol' mansion CYN.

It kinda looks like her.

CYN isn't in the poster

-

This character is being hidden and HEAVILY foreshadowed, we've already seen CYN

The hair is too small

CYN has never made those eyes

The drawings mostly come from Nori, whom had some form of precognition or just saw CYN's plan, which implies that this has not happened yet

Theory 2: This is an eldritch character.

This is probably my second least favorite one but it does have far more evidence supporting it.

V is "killed", which would supposedly give us Eldritch V

Hasn't happened yet

We don't know what all Eldritch characters look like, they might not all be jawless-holo-spooky-snake-crabs.

V isn't in the poster

-

Sentinels are (allegedly) designed to fight and kill DD's, which would include the eldritch form

Uzi says that if Alice killed V that she would get quote "a freaky worm", which implies that they ARE all jawless-holo-spooky-snake-crabs

Again, the hair

Again, the eyes

Theory 3: It's a new form of CYN/The AS

The second most likely one... with about two real problems.

Hair would fit

Eyes would fit

Technically hasn't happened yet

We have no idea what it could be

-

We have no idea what it could be

We better have a damn good reason as to why it's not possessed Uzi /hj

Lame as hell /j

Theory 4: It's possessed Uzi

The most likely one, probably the correct one. I don't actually mind this one, this one feels like the realistic pick. I found a lot more evidence against this than I thought I would but it wouldn't bother me if this was the correct one.

Hair is an almost exact match (see here)

Uzi is being possessed as we speak

Hasn't happened yet

-

CYN didn't get the X eyes when possessed, why would Uzi?

That's not what her hair normally looks like

She's already in the poster

The repeated use of the X eyes would suggest that they are a constant, Uzi (very briefly) flickered them once

Uzi's hair is A: longer and B: purple

The teeth

Theory 5: It's something completely new

My personal favorite one, mainly because I'm a simp for the SD-S theory.

Hasn't happened yet AND would explain why the picture on the left exists, that drone may have seen this character personally in cabin fever labs, thus explaining why a "normal" drone could draw it

Would provide more lore on Nori

The hair being similar to Uzi's could just be Nori's design/Nori made the hair for this character

Would kinda explain the 6-7 month wait

Could be a "experiment gone horribly wrong" type character, explaining the eyes

Could explain why and how the sentinels exist

Foreshadowing would HIT

-

I'm honestly just coping for the fact that it's probably CYN

The exact same problem as theory 3

"twₒ EPisₒdEs isN'T ENₒuGh TimE!" (It's valid, I'm just salty)

Conclusion

Most if not all of the evidence points to this at least being something we haven't seen yet. While most of the evidence could also just be ignored, the two theories that answer the most questions and have the most/best evidence are probably theories 4 and 5.

In conclusion: this is ether someone new or at least a new form of somebody, heavy foreshadowing to me means that this thing is going to have some sort of importance to the story that isn't just "yellow Uzi".

At the absolute BARE MINIMUM, this thing is going to have a unique personality or, well, perhaps a lack of one.

Episode 5 in a nutshell:

I wanted to enjoy ep 7 so bad.

Listen, I have gone 7 whole episodes without saying a single bad thing about MD but... god damn, I can't ignore it anymore. Trust me, I am as appalled by myself writing this as you are reading this.

The gist of this is: You know how we joke about J having no screen time despite being super interesting? Yeah, make that real and apply that to everything. That's episode 7.

Warning for MASSIVE spoilers, do not read unless you have watched episode 7 or just don't care.

Every minute felt like I was being BLASTED with something, I didn't have time to enjoy N and Uzi's relationship or to mourn Doll's death. I should've been SO HYPED by Lizzy/Lizzie(?), Thad and Khan gearing up but... it was just too much.

If you've known me for long enough you would know how long I've been obsessing over "X eyes" or (as we now know) Tessa.

I'm not really that upset that it ended up being Tessa, In fact, I think it could've been really cool... if this form didn't have LESS THAN 3 MAYBE 2 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME. So, SO MUCH foreshadowing for less than 3 minutes.

V is just fucking GONE, like, I'm 70% sure she is mentioned ONCE.

Doll is probably dead and died ALMOST OFFSCREEN.

Khan skips a WHOLE BUNCH of character development.

HOW THE FUCK IS NORI'S HEART HERE?!

...*sigh* yeah I was going to put more complaints here but I don't like being a bitch so... yeah.

I AM super excited to see fanart of... Solver Tessa? Eldritch Tessa? ^THE BAD BITCH IN THE PICTURES :D/gen