In My Last Post I Talked (screamed In Horror) About This ^ And How We Really Have No Idea What It Is...

In my last post I talked (screamed in horror) about this ^ and how we really have no idea what it is... I just noticed a funny little detail about it.

It never says it's actions aloud.

Allow me to explain why this could be MASSIVE.

Literally every single host of The AbsoluteSolver does that.

Every. Single. One.

Zero exceptions.

Eldritch J, first time we ever saw it: "CLAW SWIPE", "SNARL"

CYN, I really don't need to explain but: "STAB", "LIGHT SIP"

Nori, after throwing the patch cross: "MACGUFFIN"

Uzi, after being grounded: "ANGRY"

Tescyn, don't know if this counts but: "NECK BITE" "STAB"

It's impossible to know what this could mean but I think we can narrow it down to two possibilities:

This is The AS at maximum power/control, no host needed

This is The AS at almost ZERO power/control, all the host

I'm currently obsessing over the idea of two because of all the potential, like, what if it's an incredibly devout worshiper of the solver just doing a very good job of mimicking the solver or an amalgamation of a bunch DD's that somehow "broke" the solver's control and just really hate N for some reason.

I rlly hope that Vizzy / pink lemonade will be an actual thing. Like imagine: 90% of the murder drones fandom going "N and Uzi are gonna kiss in episode 8!!" ( which will probably happen ) and then we get some sort of Vizzy confession first. Everyone would be so confused it would be so amazing

( BTW I do ship N and Uzi but like it's already canon and everything )

MD characters ranked by babysitting skills

You can pry my babysitter Doll headcanon out of my

cold dead hands.

also don't ask why I put that random human woman in the second to top tier, she just reminded me of my cousin and that made me happy. :D

Ok, so I've brainstormed a few reasons for J to join team good guy:

"Boss, what's wrong with your voice? ... Where is Tessa?"

Low Screentime Squad (-1) appels to her doubts, like Uzi did with N but far, far more aggressively

V interrupts the fight in eldritch form and somehow convinces her

Low Screentime Squad (-1) wins and she doesn't get a choice

That or she either dies or isn't J of witch nether would surprise me.

Bonus points if one of the lower three lead into 1.

I think we all collectively forgot about the oven. Whether we are actively suppressing it because of ALL the possibilities or just because Liam also forgot is up to debate.

I sense 4 things they could do with these:

Season 2 new character dump

Monster of the week

Robo-Angstrom Levy

All of the above

Nonetheless, this definitely feels like a season 2 thing and a MASSIVE season 2 thing at that.