You Know What Would Be Really Fucked Up But Also Really Cool?

You know what would be really fucked up but also really cool?

If she isn't quite dead, per se, but rather that this is a really fucked up kind of life support and that's how they save her.

And you know what would be the cherry on top? if J found that out.

Also, don't try to tell me anything along the lines of "but she was decapitated! Of course she's dea- bitch do I need to remind you how many decapitations N alone has survived? Don't try to say "Human flesh is more complicated than metal!" either, The AS bends and contorts human flesh like it's goddamn silly putty, that is just straight up wrong.

V having a horribly unlucky love life through (mostly) no fault of her own is one of my favorite headcanons.

Like, hey, you have an ADORABLE dog-obsessed boyfriend and he even reads to you while you're in a coma! Now wouldn't it suck if his memories got erased and you both had to almost completely change who you were as people? WELL A LITTLE DRONE NAMED CYN HAS SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU V!

Good news! During your planet slaughtering escapades, you grow more and more fond of your other squad mate and she doesn't seem too opposed to the idea ether, now wouldn't it suck if she happened to have a gray/aromantic awakening? WELLLLLLLLLLLL-

Now here you are, you've almost given up on love, you missed your chance with N and you're 80% sure that he might even be falling in love with a worker. NOW WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF YOU WERE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING?

A liiiiittttle detail that I love and ALSO supports this is that we know Alice likes naming things.

SHE RENAMED (almost) EVERY SINGLE MURDER DRONE CORE THAT SHE SCOOPED UP.

Love how the only canonical Trans character is a psychotic freak and also best friends with an egg.

Speaking for the whole trans community, Liam Vickers, I feel seen.

There is no greater pain than being so, so excited to write something in the morning, taking a break, coming back and finally realizing.

"Damn, this shit is ass."

That or realizing you're just not skilled enough to write it.

God I wish I was better at angsty stuff...

MD characters ranked by babysitting skills

You can pry my babysitter Doll headcanon out of my

cold dead hands.

also don't ask why I put that random human woman in the second to top tier, she just reminded me of my cousin and that made me happy. :D

WIP. That new character.