theanonymousninja247 - The Anonymous Ninja
The Anonymous Ninja

The only thing minor about meis my minor inferiority complex. But HAY, life like me, is growth in progress🤙🏼🌱“be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you.”~1 Peter 3:15 + Ether 12:4 AKA Ima let Jesus handle it because if I handle it something's going to end up on fire

209 posts

Bring Back Tumblr Ask Culture Let Me. Bother You With Questions And Statements

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

  • doodoofard
    doodoofard reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • xseeingstarsx
    xseeingstarsx reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • flaetsbnort
    flaetsbnort reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • zaidayyad
    zaidayyad liked this · 3 months ago
  • kreepyveebs
    kreepyveebs liked this · 3 months ago
  • crow---king
    crow---king reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • gayer--than-thou
    gayer--than-thou reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • helpimagirlboyfailure
    helpimagirlboyfailure liked this · 3 months ago
  • butterholehellhole
    butterholehellhole reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • calliel41
    calliel41 liked this · 3 months ago
  • calliel41
    calliel41 reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • calliel41
    calliel41 reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • morshmallow
    morshmallow liked this · 3 months ago
  • amotleycrew
    amotleycrew reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • moons-among-distant-stars
    moons-among-distant-stars reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • moons-among-distant-stars
    moons-among-distant-stars liked this · 3 months ago
  • sapphicsummerdream
    sapphicsummerdream reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • sapphicsummerdream
    sapphicsummerdream liked this · 3 months ago
  • sunflowers-and-scales
    sunflowers-and-scales liked this · 3 months ago
  • aaronzsbiggestsuperfan
    aaronzsbiggestsuperfan reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • aaronzsbiggestsuperfan
    aaronzsbiggestsuperfan liked this · 3 months ago
  • thechaoticarchivist
    thechaoticarchivist reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • lovelessbachelor
    lovelessbachelor reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • trashbins-stuff
    trashbins-stuff reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • zermizomilk
    zermizomilk reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • solphage
    solphage reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • hn-undercover-9503
    hn-undercover-9503 liked this · 3 months ago
  • incubator-zero
    incubator-zero reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • incubator-zero
    incubator-zero liked this · 3 months ago
  • jamsofdeath0
    jamsofdeath0 reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • lusistrainest
    lusistrainest liked this · 3 months ago
  • dumbasscitylmfao
    dumbasscitylmfao reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • inka-boi
    inka-boi reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • prettyguardianrini
    prettyguardianrini liked this · 3 months ago
  • kirexa
    kirexa reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • jasafein
    jasafein liked this · 3 months ago
  • weirdgirlism
    weirdgirlism reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • thus-it-is-proclaimed
    thus-it-is-proclaimed reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • sunnemona
    sunnemona liked this · 3 months ago
  • italic-doing-random-shit
    italic-doing-random-shit reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • italic-doing-random-shit
    italic-doing-random-shit liked this · 3 months ago
  • starswirly
    starswirly reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • wizb1z
    wizb1z reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • f1tzpleasure
    f1tzpleasure reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • f1tzpleasure
    f1tzpleasure liked this · 3 months ago
  • sillymillipede
    sillymillipede liked this · 3 months ago
  • derblish
    derblish liked this · 3 months ago
  • mutt-gf
    mutt-gf liked this · 3 months ago

More Posts from Theanonymousninja247

10 months ago
*rolls Hand With An Authoritative Air*

*rolls hand with an authoritative air*

I was requested by @magicmike5000 to share my opinion about what I think of Mikey, and I simply can not refuse such an opportunity to rave about one of the most intricate and fascinating characters of TMNT franchise.

*pushes up glasses with a clearing of my throat* Behold the ramblings of an insane person:

*I love how Mikey is unapologetically himself at all times, in all things and in all places

*I think he’s an incredible asset to the team who is unfortunately underestimated and appreciated.

*I be always affectionately considered him to be the the cheese that holds this whole turtle pizza together and it just wouldn’t be the TMNT without him.

*Mikey has fascinating undeveloped and growing potential that is so unfairly unexplored.

*His simple pure goodness is far reaching and a total game changer which I absolutely adore.

*He’s one of those rare few good people and I genuine believe that he’s the type of person where the world is a better place simply because he’s in it

*Mikey is refreshingly emotionally intelligent, empathetic, spiritually intuitive, and is CANONLY the most suited for ninjitsu out of all of his brothers.

*He’s a subtle master at ninjitsu due to his flexibility and adaptability.

*Mikey is fascinating to study in action because due to his ADHD it allows him to react quickly and work with what he has within the environment.

*It doesn’t matter his size or strength (even though he is woefully under appreciated for his strength) m because he knows how to use energy and motion against his opponents on MANY different facets.

*Mikey also doesn’t even necessarily needs to be the smartest either because he knows how to read the situation and interact with people and situations of all types.

*Bottom line, I love Mikey and I personally affronted that he is so unexplored as a character. It’s a down right CRIME I tell y’all that he and I can’t be besties because I feel like we would vibe like none other🧡

WHAT ABOUT MIKEY

*tilts head with a confused smile*

Howdy there friend? What about Mikey hon?

I’m sorry but I am the confusion 👉🏼😅👈🏼


Tags :
11 months ago

Sometimes you do crazy things

For the things you love. At least… I think that’s how the phrase goes…

AnYhOo, I may or may not have been planning to make a fool of myself for WEEKS to attempt to do this little photo shoot with @kathaynesart Yeehaw Peepaw shirt just because I adored it so much.

I took Peepaw with me on a little adventure to my friends little farm where he got to meet Scout, Fancy and little Dash. (The wee little devil decided just to nom on my fingers the entire time I was trying to take pictures. It was awesome 😆).

Just wanted to say thank you so much Mz. Kathy for all that you do. You’re a HUGE inspiration to me and I very much want to be like you when I grow up. Please also tell Replica Leo how much I love him too. Big hugs because I’m BIG fan! (I believe in you big guy. You’re doing a great job) 🙌🏼🧡💙🤠

ALSO CONGRATS ON POSTING YOUR COMIC! I literally sat open mouth when you posted like “DAYUM! Now THAT is some serious character development, plot lining and story world building”

Sometimes You Do Crazy Things
Sometimes You Do Crazy Things

Tags :
10 months ago

Part 2

Part 2

Thank you so much for the kind words @chessman-protocol.

I happily take your tears, add them to my collection and then I will drink them for breakfast. *sounds of mad cackling can be heard* And this is what I mean by, part 2, my dear. Enjoy~

Also tagging the incredibly talented @doreen090 because this is her favorite song and she was the person who inspired me to try editing in the first place.

“Play With Fire” belongs to Sam Tinnesz


Tags :
11 months ago

Random Turtle HC: Raph & Anxiety

Random Turtle HC: Raph & Anxiety

*clears throat and approaches microphone before hitting whiteboard with a ruler* A-HEM! Behold my theories peasants!

As we see expresses in the VERY 1st episode of ROTTMNT, the turtles can recognize each others signature scents and can smell fear.

Raph especially is shown briefly through the brothers dialogue to be the most aware and self conscious about said scent to the point of becoming defensive about it.

This leads me to believe that due to both natural biological olfactory senses and increased abilities due to mutation, the turtle brothers (with an advanced ability tipping to Raph due to his size and sensitivity) can actually smell the hormone cortisol.

WebMD defines cortisol as, “Your body’s main stress hormone. It works with certain parts of your brain to control your mood, motivation, and fear.”

Simply put, the turtle boys can literally smell fear.

Now I know you’re asking yourself, “Okaaaaaay cool fun fact I guess, what does that have to do anything with me?”

*takes a step back and adjust glasses with a smirk*

My dear dear fellow tumblr, allow me to share the wonders of mixing fact, madness and media all in one! *sounds of maniacal cackling can be heard*

(I wrote this with the intent to be platonic but it could be romantic if you squint long enough)

•So we've established Raph can smell fear right?

•As a protective big brother who is quite literally in fact “BIG” he knows a thing or two about getting scared

• Especially when it comes to looking out for people he cares about

•Hes been fighting baddies for his family since he was a tot! From keeping away scary dreams at night, from crushed ancient metal zombies to terrifying alien virus monsters, there ain't much he hasn't seen

•So when you join the ranks of the Mad Dogz, you immediately also get a built in prtoector

•Raphs been looking out for the little guys his whole life, what's one more?

•Not to mention you're kinda cute, so he doesn't mind sticking around a little bit closer

•But you're different than most folks, Raph notices. I mean besides the fact that you WILLING want to be friends with 4 mutant turtles of all things.

•No besides your abnormal incredible bravery in looking beyond the status quo to reach out the hand of friendship to these reckless reptiles, Raph noticed that you just kind of…smelled

•Not in a bad way or anything just…you always seemed to have a lingering scent of fear on you

•And Raph would know. Hed recognize that scent anywhere. It's a scent that ghosts every hour of every day for him. Nighttime and being alone especially.

•Raph hates being scared. He's the biggest and the oldest. He's supposed to look after his peeps! And he can't do that if he's frozen with fear all the time!

•So what does he do? Raph faces the problem head on like he always do.

•You get scared a lot. That's understandable, but Raph decides to make it his business that you don't need to be scared when he's around.

•Raph’ll protect ya

•Be prepared to have this turtle subtly (orrer not to much so because although he's a ninja he ain't exactly tactful or subtle) watching you every time you and the gang get all together

•Its not hard. You've always caught his attention for some reason or another. So looking at you is something he does without even realizing it.

•He’s looking for triggers, anything that gets that heart rate of yours spiking and that scent start to waft.

•Fidgeting hands, bouncing knees, shutting down and slinking into your hoodie, nervous chewing, pulling or playing with your hair and pacing, he's got eyes on it all.

•Once a trigger has been spotted, Raph immediately tries to locate the source

•Too many people? Suddenly you find a 6ft something giant turtle behind you, letting you know with his massive presence alone that he got your back. Literally.

•He kinda likes this position because he can see everyone that comes close enough to interact with you and everybody can see him.

•All he's got to do is narrow his eyes a little a give em a flash of that all too familiar snaggle tooth of his if he thinks someone's being mean and he gets his unspoken threat across just fine

•Not to mention you're also close enough to grab if someone he doesn't deem fit for your attention gets a little too close for his liking. But he doesn't say that part out loud.

•Scared of talking? You suddenly feel the cool tip of his massive scaely alligator tail (anatomically correct alligator tail be darned, I'm going with the fandoms HCs for this one) gently wrapping around your ankle as a physical reminder that he's right there here to support you

•Overwhelmed and the world feels like it's closing in on you? Raphs massive size is a natural battering ram that allows him to pass through thick crowds with easy. He's not afraid to help heard you into a quiet little corner away from it all

•Years of practice with Donnie allows him the experience to ask you if you're good with touch.

•If yes, you know you're going to be instantly wrapped into his arms, pulled flushed up against the worn keratin of his plastron. Raph’s always been more of “hands-on experience” kinda of guy anyway.

•Raph gives good hugs. They're firm and tight, padded with the security of arms who have been holding the weight of the world for years.

•He will rest his chin on top of your head, gently guiding your head with the motion ever so slightly so you're somehow perfectly nestled right against his heart.

•It's a loud heart, especially when you're up so close. It's actually his strongest muscle and one he's most proud of. He cares about you, so he reckons he’ll allow you the privilege of getting close to it. In more ways than one.

•Raph doesn't talk much during these special security hugs. He's never really been much good with words anyways. Raph knows sometimes the noise can be too much, but he also knows that the silence can be defeaning. So being a turtle comes with some built in perks that make up a happy medium.

•Hes got a special churr saved for special situations just like this one. It's one of the lowest and deepest ones he's capable of making. More akin to a muted growl more than anything the way it vibrates his chest as you're pressed up against it. You can feel it more than hear it and it just takes a handful of minutes listening to this bad boy before Raph can sense your fear stink slowly dissipating and your natural sweet scent can return.

•Raph can smell fear, and there's something incredibly humbling for this Atlas of a turtle to have the sweet experience of watching that scent drift away whenever he gets the privilege of being close to you like this.

•”You don't need to be scared no more, Sweet Pea. Raph’s got ya. I'm gonna be right here until you're ready to face the world again. Until then, let me just hold ya.”

Dedicated to the one and only @anobodyinabog. Sorry this took so long,but I hope your day gets better Shortcake. Please know you're always looked out for and loved ok? 🧡❤️


Tags :