There Are Companies That Are Chill, Where You And Your Supervisor Can Chill And Talk Shit About Other

There are companies that are chill, where you and your supervisor can chill and talk shit about other pools, and then there are companies where you make a doctors appointment a week ahead, on a day that you’re free, only to go online and find out the day before the appointment, someone updated your schedule so you’re working on appointment day.

Then the scheduling sup. gets mad at you for not telling them when ‘you’re schedule has been decided for weeks’ when last week there were 0 unconfirmed shifts. Like???

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Y’all, I’ve been doing this job for three years. I’ve had scares before where I thought someone was drowning (mainly children), but because their parents are always vigilant I’ve never had to jump in the water to get anyone. Parents! Please stay aware of where your child is in the pool! If you don’t want them going past a certain depth, tell the lifeguards! We will whistle and warn your child to go back to where you are most comfortable with them playing in the water.

Quick reminder to everyone with depression:

If you are around someone that constantly makes you feel stupid, it’s probably not ‘just your depression flaring back up’. It’s that person being an asshole and bringing you down.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

Me to a group of teenage boys: Guys, I ain’t gonna tell you again to stop running.

Teenage boy 1: Uh, I’m a lifeguard too, I know what I’m doing

Me: Okay so when you crack your head open on the edge of the pool from slipping, you gon clean it all up then?

Teenage boy 1: *rolls eyes but remains silent*

Me (inwardly): *that’s what I fuckin thought b*

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