Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride
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If It Makes You Feel Any Better, I Once Had A Large (around 5 Foot) Black Snake In The Pump-room Which
If it makes you feel any better, I once had a large (around 5 foot) black snake in the pump-room which is also our chemical room and guard room.
WELL a bird flew into the building at swim practice and flew around for a few minutes before crashing into a window and getting hurt that was an adventure
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Memento Mori my friends.
Words can’t even express how fucking livid I am right now.
How the fuck can a weapon of mass destruction have more rights than someone with a uterus?
In what fucked up world does that make sense? Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone?
I want to get off this bus now please.
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Me: I mean, sometimes, yeah.
Kid: Dang, you DEPRRESSED depressed