thecoollifeguard - Friendly neighborhood lifeguard
Friendly neighborhood lifeguard

Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride

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Words Cant Even Express How Fucking Livid I Am Right Now.

Words can’t even express how fucking livid I am right now.

How the fuck can a weapon of mass destruction have more rights than someone with a uterus?

In what fucked up world does that make sense? Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone?

I want to get off this bus now please.

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3 years ago

I SPOT COMMANDER CODY

I SPOT COMMANDER CODY

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5 years ago

Take this with you

5 years ago

You can fuck all the way off. Can’t tell you how many creeps I’ve had at my pools. Y’all are fucking disgusting and I hope you drown.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

5 years ago

Okay, so like, if we all kinda agree that Hawks has bird-like tendencies, can we agree that he has at least (a couple times) done the bird wash thing where they ruffle themselves in a puddle of water- but like, he’s done it in the bathtub? Does he do it on purpose or is it an instictual thing? Does he make a mess or does he have specialized bathroom floors that are splash-zone safe? Does his S/O accidentally see him do this and say nothing or do they just kinda shrug and be like ‘well birds do that.’

I need answers.


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