Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride
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Words Cant Even Express How Fucking Livid I Am Right Now.
Words can’t even express how fucking livid I am right now.
How the fuck can a weapon of mass destruction have more rights than someone with a uterus?
In what fucked up world does that make sense? Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone?
I want to get off this bus now please.
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You can fuck all the way off. Can’t tell you how many creeps I’ve had at my pools. Y’all are fucking disgusting and I hope you drown.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Okay, so like, if we all kinda agree that Hawks has bird-like tendencies, can we agree that he has at least (a couple times) done the bird wash thing where they ruffle themselves in a puddle of water- but like, he’s done it in the bathtub? Does he do it on purpose or is it an instictual thing? Does he make a mess or does he have specialized bathroom floors that are splash-zone safe? Does his S/O accidentally see him do this and say nothing or do they just kinda shrug and be like ‘well birds do that.’
I need answers.