Words Cant Even Express How Fucking Livid I Am Right Now.

Words can’t even express how fucking livid I am right now.

How the fuck can a weapon of mass destruction have more rights than someone with a uterus?

In what fucked up world does that make sense? Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone?

I want to get off this bus now please.

Look, the devil works hard, but daredevil fanfic writers work harder 😂

This is so sad y'all 😭 I know it's only been a day but I need more of them

I just want you to know that my mom got me into watching your Wonder Woman series when I was a little girl, and I dressed up as you when I was 15 for Halloween!

I hope you have a good day!

Looking stylish!

Non-lifeguard thing:

Okay so we get a confirmed Red Hood in Titans, and I’m here for it...

But I got some queshions->

1. So like, is Jason gonna die in this coming season? Cause that’s kind of a spoiler (-not-really-tho-cause-we-been-knew-his-story-unless-you’re-a-newer-fan) on DC’s part by revealing Red Hood a bitch too early

(Personally if they wanted to do a correct Red Hood for ‘Titans’, I’d say kill Jason off in season 3, season 4 be without a Robin, have season 5 be with Tim Drake becoming Robin, then introduce Red Hood in season 6 when he sees Tim as a ‘replacement’ and how Batman DIDNT do shit to avenge his death, gets all up in his feelings about it and boom there’s 2 years of plot for Titans.)

2. If Jason doesn’t die by Jokers hands, then why tf is he called Red Hood then? Kinda wouldn’t make sense to me???

3. Don’t get me wrong, I need a live action Red Hood in my life, and Curran is doing an amazing job as Jason Todd, but I kinda feel like he’s a bit too young-looking for DC to just toss him into being Red Hood so quickly. Maybe it’s just me, but I imagine Jason-Red Hood Days as being in his mid-late twenties, where as in Titans I believe Jason said he’s 19.

4. We’ve already seen some behind the scenes pics of Robin and Rose for season 3, and Jason still is Robin (in the few pics I saw on Curran’s insta, he’s still ‘Robin’ at least), so it really makes me wonder what DC’s plan is? I really hope it’s not a season cliffhanger, or season-ending moment, cause if I’m being real, I haven’t been all that impressed with how Titans ends their seasons. They all seem very rushed, and with major plot holes in my opinion.

“I don’t like how y’all operate”

-A transcript of an inside joke between me and my co-Guard.

-Additionally why you should get ‘in’ with the regular pool moms

Guard 2: *whistles for adult swim time*

Group of children: *still in the pool after 2 minutes*

Me: Guys come on, adult swim time, y’all gotta get out.

Group of children: *not hearing me because they all have ear plugs in*

Me: *a little louder* GUYS come on, let’s go! Out of the pool please!

Children: *seeing me waving my hands at them telling them to get out, finally start getting out*

Mother: *who has been watching this whole time and knew it was adult swim and did nothing to tell her own kids to get out* come on, get your shit together we’re leaving.

Me: Come on guys, your mom wants to leave, let’s hustle!

Mother: I don’t like how y’all operate.

Me: I’m sorry...???

Mother: I don’t like how you shouted at my kids.

Me: *internally* your kids weren’t listening, they had ear plugs in and couldn’t hear me, and you weren’t doing anything about them either, so I don’t like how I just had to parent your kids for you but you ain’t hear me say shit about it now did ya?

Me: *externally* Oh, ma’am I’m sorry about that-

Mother: The other lifeguard didn’t even call for an adult swim. Y’all just petty.

Me: Oh, no ma’am she did. She whistles 3 minutes ago. All the other kids got out too *i motion to the other kids who are all sitting outside of the pool*

Mother: You did’t have to yell at them like that. You should have just got them attention another way.

Me:??? Okay, sorry about that ma’am. Have a good day.

Me and Guard 2 sharing a look of mutual ‘tf is her problem?’

Cool Pool Mom (to me): Sweetie don’t worry about her. Her husband’s cheating on her anyway.

My face:

Kid at my pool hearing my speaker from the guard chair: you listen to Billie Eilish?

Me: I mean, sometimes, yeah.

Kid: Dang, you DEPRRESSED depressed