Okay, So Like, If We All Kinda Agree That Hawks Has Bird-like Tendencies, Can We Agree That He Has At

Okay, so like, if we all kinda agree that Hawks has bird-like tendencies, can we agree that he has at least (a couple times) done the bird wash thing where they ruffle themselves in a puddle of water- but like, he’s done it in the bathtub? Does he do it on purpose or is it an instictual thing? Does he make a mess or does he have specialized bathroom floors that are splash-zone safe? Does his S/O accidentally see him do this and say nothing or do they just kinda shrug and be like ‘well birds do that.’

I need answers.

Sitting on the stand is so BORING OMG. You have no choice but to come up with different scenarios in your head. For example:

‘What would I do if there was an active shooter right now?’

‘Is my cat really deaf, or is he just faking it cause he hates me?’

‘What if some hot guy/gal came in right now and started hitting me up?’

‘I wonder if witchcraft is right for me?’

‘Is that pizza-rat in the subway just Master Splinter on his way to feed his 4 turtle sons?’

‘Let some maniac come in here talkin bout some ‘Bakugou is better that Deku’ I swear to god someone’s about to catch a fade.’

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RETURN OF THE CAPTAIN KING

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Okay, idk where this is banned but please ban it everywhere. The kids at my pool call it ‘colors’ and instead of just splashing, the person who’s ‘it’ calls out colors and if someone’s color is called in the water, they HAVE to take off swimming. And it gives me so much anxiety. But the kids ‘walk’ when they play it instead of running in, but it’s still not a game that should be played at the pool. Someone could get seriously injured, and it’s actually happened where one kid got too excited and was running and busted his toe open on the edge of the pool, and a little girl smashed her face into the wall because she wasn’t paying attention while playing the game.

Please ban this game everywhere.

My pool just banned the game lifeguard which is something I’ve been begging for for years THANK THE LORD!!!!!!!!!

Words can’t even express how fucking livid I am right now.

How the fuck can a weapon of mass destruction have more rights than someone with a uterus?

In what fucked up world does that make sense? Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone?

I want to get off this bus now please.