thecoollifeguard - Friendly neighborhood lifeguard
Friendly neighborhood lifeguard

Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride

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Look, The Devil Works Hard, But Daredevil Fanfic Writers Work Harder

Look, the devil works hard, but daredevil fanfic writers work harder 😂

This Is So Sad Y'all I Know It's Only Been A Day But I Need More Of Them

This is so sad y'all 😭 I know it's only been a day but I need more of them

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More Posts from Thecoollifeguard

4 years ago

I’m just saying that if that were BLM, there would be blood in the streets. Where’s the rubber bullets and tear gas for the armed rioters storming the Capital Building? Ya’ll just ran out? Last spring-summer shooting at actual peaceful protesters drained your arsenal? The fuck?

5 years ago

Sitting on the stand is so BORING OMG. You have no choice but to come up with different scenarios in your head. For example:

‘What would I do if there was an active shooter right now?’

‘Is my cat really deaf, or is he just faking it cause he hates me?’

‘What if some hot guy/gal came in right now and started hitting me up?’

‘I wonder if witchcraft is right for me?’

‘Is that pizza-rat in the subway just Master Splinter on his way to feed his 4 turtle sons?’

‘Let some maniac come in here talkin bout some ‘Bakugou is better that Deku’ I swear to god someone’s about to catch a fade.’


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5 years ago

Non-lifeguard thing:

Okay so we get a confirmed Red Hood in Titans, and I’m here for it...

But I got some queshions->

1. So like, is Jason gonna die in this coming season? Cause that’s kind of a spoiler (-not-really-tho-cause-we-been-knew-his-story-unless-you’re-a-newer-fan) on DC’s part by revealing Red Hood a bitch too early

(Personally if they wanted to do a correct Red Hood for ‘Titans’, I’d say kill Jason off in season 3, season 4 be without a Robin, have season 5 be with Tim Drake becoming Robin, then introduce Red Hood in season 6 when he sees Tim as a ‘replacement’ and how Batman DIDNT do shit to avenge his death, gets all up in his feelings about it and boom there’s 2 years of plot for Titans.)

2. If Jason doesn’t die by Jokers hands, then why tf is he called Red Hood then? Kinda wouldn’t make sense to me???

3. Don’t get me wrong, I need a live action Red Hood in my life, and Curran is doing an amazing job as Jason Todd, but I kinda feel like he’s a bit too young-looking for DC to just toss him into being Red Hood so quickly. Maybe it’s just me, but I imagine Jason-Red Hood Days as being in his mid-late twenties, where as in Titans I believe Jason said he’s 19.

4. We’ve already seen some behind the scenes pics of Robin and Rose for season 3, and Jason still is Robin (in the few pics I saw on Curran’s insta, he’s still ‘Robin’ at least), so it really makes me wonder what DC’s plan is? I really hope it’s not a season cliffhanger, or season-ending moment, cause if I’m being real, I haven’t been all that impressed with how Titans ends their seasons. They all seem very rushed, and with major plot holes in my opinion.


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2 years ago
thecoollifeguard - Friendly neighborhood lifeguard

I just want you to know that my mom got me into watching your Wonder Woman series when I was a little girl, and I dressed up as you when I was 15 for Halloween!

I hope you have a good day!

I Just Want You To Know That My Mom Got Me Into Watching Your Wonder Woman Series When I Was A Little

Looking stylish!

5 years ago

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can't find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don't need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.