I Had A RJG Dream Where Uncle Zucchini Had Been Trying To Visit Earth, Then Finally Got There

I had a RJG dream where Uncle Zucchini had been trying to visit Earth, then finally got there

Eggplant was already there I guess, and she said something, then he asked a seemingly innocent, yet apparently armor-piercing question and Eggplant 'got owned'

Like, in my dream I was thinking, 'she got owned'

But I can't remember the exact question Uncle Zucchini asked or what Eggplant said that prompted it

I think they might have been about something relating to Jet?

Sydney: The first time Jet opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Zerk: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Dr. Rafferty: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Zerk: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Jet: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Sydney: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Stella: FLOOR IT!! How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Sean: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Jet: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Stella: DO IT!

Sean and Sydney: NO-

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Stella: I've been described as a 'heartless villain', but I prefer... 'has alternative ways of having fun'.

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Jet: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Jet: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Jet: Orange.

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Jet: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Stella: Cannibalism.

Jet: *confused chewing noises*

RJG Thoughts #2

It would have been nice for Eggplant to have appeared in more than one episode - she's Jet's aunt, after all

Also, Uncle Zucchini literally never once interacted with his son, Zerk. They seem like they would make for a pretty comedic duo, too - Zerk thinking he's an expert on everything, Zucchini either genuinely not knowing enough to know his son doesn't know what he's talking about and/or just going along with what Zerk says because that's easier than trying to argue with him, lmao

Wait a minute...

Isn't Stella disparaging Jet's attempts to save Sunspot because he's 'some pet' actually pretty messed up? Sunspot's species may be small and furry, but they appear no less intelligent than the other Bortronians, which begs the question of why Stella thought that would be an acceptable thing to say, even in a journal.

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