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In My Flop Era Happy October Guys

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5 months ago

"hello Jon" "oh you've got to be fucking kidding-" has to be the funniest bit so far in the entirety of the Magnus archives

Also I'm about to start crying over daisy making basira promise to kill her :(


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5 months ago

Just going to continue reblogging with my thoughts : WEB MARTIN WEB MARTIN PLEASE I know it's not going to happen but what we could have hadddd

Jon saying Martin's name so gently without the t sound even while shouting compared to season one I'm sobbing

"I really loved you yk" WHAT THE FUCK JONNY SIMS WHEN I CATCH YOU ISTG

Jon being entirely on his own :(( I see a real lack of lonely Jon content despite him being so suited for it

"I see you" being a running phrase for eye aligned people ooh

PETER GETTING SNACKED ON???? interesting how an older avatar is weaker than Jon oooh, all lukas's just slowly going into the lonely????? I feel bad for him wtf😭 someone get a social worker and a therapist in here dear god, wish we could learn more about his sister's it's interesting how the two who left aren't even named

Peter Lukas have you perhaps looked into an autism diagnosis I feel like It could really help your relationship with Elias

:(((( His relationship with his mother is so interesting to me, did she actually care for him? Or was simple actions that seem like kindness like leaving money knowing he would take it just because she knew he would become closer to the lonely, did she love her other kids? Or were they really just killed/abandoned with no remorse because they weren't lonely enough , I wonder if she misses him every time they meet at funerals knowing she will never have a relationship with him

"our acquaintance" GAY GAY GAY‼️ Peter and Gertrude are the epitome of lesbian and gay hostility

Gertrude tipping off the guardian is so funny😭😭 Peter noting how everyone was white and middle class is kinda sad though, if he chose any minority or people in poverty they really wouldn't have cared

Oh my god HES FUCKING DEAD

"I need you" "no you don't"

"i don't just want to survive"

"I see you Jon, I see you!" IM GUNNA CRYY

UGHHHHH JON BEING SO LIKE SOFT WAHH

"hello Jon" "oh you've got to be fucking kidding-" has to be the funniest bit so far in the entirety of the Magnus archives

Also I'm about to start crying over daisy making basira promise to kill her :(


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5 months ago

STOPPP it's okay I spoiled the entire show for myself before even watching, whatever you can say I probably know I just try really hard to forget when watching 💀 also holy shit that's awesome!!!!!

"hello Jon" "oh you've got to be fucking kidding-" has to be the funniest bit so far in the entirety of the Magnus archives

Also I'm about to start crying over daisy making basira promise to kill her :(

5 months ago

I'm also The Spiral and the distortion 🤨 do we have to fight to the death to see who's the superior distortion

Stupid idea

YOU HAVE JUST BECOME A TMA AVATAR

Your personal domain is based on your username

Which entity/ies do you serve?

I'm the end