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Vicky: *Sneaks into house at 3am*

Brian, turning around in his chair: And where were you?

Vicky: I-I was with Amira

Amira, spinning round in her chair: Wanna try again?

Oz and Brian VS Amira and Vicky

How the colour squad reacts to scam (E.g nigerian prince) 

Oz: knows it’s a bad idea. BUT WHAT IF- Brian: [has so many unanswered texts/emails he wouldn’t even notice] Amira: [Is the scammer] Vicky: deleted. Blocked. *already changed the password to everything* 

Oz: I need life advice

Brian, Sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Brian: Shit. Amira: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Vicky: OH MY GOD OZ FELL OFF!!!

Brian upon being asked by one of the 8 if they can date his friends

Brian: What is this, the 1950's?? You know what, since you asked: No, you have to defeat me in sword battle if you ever want to talk to them again-

Amira: I am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.

Oz:

Amira: No.

Brian:

Amira: Don’t!

Brian: [Brings in Vicky]

Amira, fighting back a smile: Fuck.

Oz: what is it called when you kill a friend?

Brian: Murder

Vicky: Homiecide

Amira: Vibe check

Amira: how long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Vicky: [filming Brian] just a minute

Brian: [Pulling on a door that clearly says push]

Brian: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Oz: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Amira couldn't see, so I said, "Amira, deer!"

Amira:

Oz: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Amira, grumbling: "yes, honey?"

Brian: I was arrested for being too cool-

Amira, snorting: All charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

colour squad vs god

Scott: Vicky is the kindest person I know!

Vicky: *smiles innocently*

Amira: pfft

Vicky, still smiling: *whispering* say something to him and that knife will go back to your spleen :)

Amira: Whenever Vicky's mad at me, I go and tighten up all the lids on our jars so she has to get help from me.

*The sound of glass breaking in the background*

Amira: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

Oz, sends Vicky a voice message:

Vicky, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Oz: No, don’t worry, just listen later

*later*

Vicky, presses play:

Oz's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Oz: "I am darkness. I am a ultimate power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-"

Brian: "A great friend."

Amira: "And a cinnamon roll."

Vicky: "Don't forget a absolute sweetheart!"

Oz:

Oz, blushes: "...s-stop it."