Y'all Ever Just Suddenly Come Up With Random Shit To Say To Middle School Bullshit?

Y'all ever just suddenly come up with random shit to say to middle school bullshit?

Like, this is something my 22 year old ass just came up with:

"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

"Actually, it was Adam and Lilith but she wanted to be her own person so hell sounds great."

Hello JK Rowling. Before you is a lesbian couple made up of a trans woman and a cis woman. They are happy. They are watching a movie together and doing cute couples things. Sit through the movie with them without accusing the trans woman of being a rapist and I won’t feed you to a pit of rabid field mice.

Even though mask mandates have mostly lifted, I'll still mace you if don't wear one and get in my shit.

I'm gonna start macing people who don't wear masks.

I'm gonna make a country where being straight is illegal. That's it. That's the only reason I want to create a country.

Happy International Asexual Day! 🖤🤍💜