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part of the application for this major involves filling a sketchbook and a tip I've heard a lot of times for this is to just carry it around to all my classes and like. take notes in it. but one time in middle school I was reading the princess diaries and one of the study tips she got for math that she said really helped her was to keep all her notes from one class in the same place, meaning NOT randomly sprinkled through her diary, and I really just internalized that
homies this is not working out for me I have like 30 blank pages left and slightly under 28 hours until the application deadline. anyways.

part of the application for this major involves filling a sketchbook and a tip I've heard a lot of times for this is to just carry it around to all my classes and like. take notes in it. but one time in middle school I was reading the princess diaries and one of the study tips she got for math that she said really helped her was to keep all her notes from one class in the same place, meaning NOT randomly sprinkled through her diary, and I really just internalized that
one time in middle school band we performed so badly at a song in concert that a whole bunch of teachers were like "can we come to rehearsal to let you redeem yourselves"
This era was a hot mess and it was everything.
the only things i did during summer break in middle school were watching free! and having no friends to spend them with
speaking of strange things i did during my middle school fixations, i also told everyone in my 6th grade class that would listen that i was scared of sans undertale because i didn’t want them knowing i actually was madly in love with him or liked the game (because undertale was gay, obviously i couldn’t be associated with such things). kids in my grade would chase me around with shitty printed out pictures of sans and id scream and run around the halls. once someone taped a picture of him to my locker and i committed to the bit so intensely i refused to go near it to grab my shit until someone removed it
now that gravity falls is trending again i must confess,,, i used to be genuinely terrified of twink human bill cipher. like when i first watched the show and got hyper fixated on it, then went to find fanart i got so scared i had to turn it off
like can u imagine being scared of this fucking thing

pathetic.
now that gravity falls is trending again i must confess,,, i used to be genuinely terrified of twink human bill cipher. like when i first watched the show and got hyper fixated on it, then went to find fanart i got so scared i had to turn it off
Me, in 7th grade: hm, I've been drawing girls exclusively up until now, maybe I should try drawing a boy or smth
*proceeds to draw a single random male figure*
My classmates: ooo is that the boy you like..? Is that *boy's name*? I bet that's him! Ooo you drew him! You must like him!
(Let the record show there was no actual resemblance between the two, and that I had no interest in that or any boy)
I have yet to draw a man ever since
uhhh life updates 6/9/24 ig
I finished school Friday. My last day of middle school!!! (So fucking crazy lmao)
High school here I come!!
My 14th birthday is in a little over a month. Only 2 years til I can get my permit and a job and whatever else. (I'm so fucking old lol)
Being a teenager is weird and scary but at least I have my friends, and I have good music, and I have todd in the shadows to scream at me about maroon 5. Everything will be alright and I just have to remember that.
🎧: float on-modest mouse, meet me at our spot-the anxiety
Rude ahh bullies at my school: Your forehead is so big that you remind me of megamind!
Meanwhile their foreheads:

I swear if my school ends up pulling something like they did with the PAW im dropping out, im done
School Tips #2
You guys seemed too really like the last one so here are some more school tips!
Work your butt off in the first three weeks and usually you can start to slack off a little bit after that. Trust me, it does really work. Generally I like to make an amazing, hardworking impression in the first month and then after that, my teachers give me a bit more leeway when it comes to assignments, being late to class, being sassy, etc. However this won’t save you from everything- keep up the good work because you still want good grades, right?
Have a pack of pens/pencils that you have at least two writing utensils spare. Stuff gets lost, broken, and stolen and you do not want to be the student wasting precious testing time to beg your friends silently for a pencil. Be the person your friends are begging to! It definitely gives you brownie points, it’s such a lifesaver.
Have a spare pair of clothes in your locker. Please! You can spill stuff, fall in mud, get pit stains after gym, and have a nice set of clothes to change into. No one wants to be the dirty person everyone else has to suffer through sitting with! And to my folks who menstruate, this is even more important. Bring some spare underwear and a pair of comfy (preferably dark colored) shorts/sweats. Also, if your buddy ever needs a spare clothing item, you will gain a lot of kindness given to you if you lend it to them. That’s it for now but comment below if you’ve got a question or tip!
Good luck and good day to all of you!
I love the fact that no one is mentioning that metal lockers exist. Idk what the original poster means by that, but like all American high schools have metal lockers in the hallways… to like… put your stuff in. What a crazy idea, right?
hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers
I love the fact that no one is mentioning that metal lockers exist. Idk what the original poster means by that, but like all American high schools have metal lockers in the hallways… to like… put your stuff in. What a crazy idea, right?
hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers
That moment when you realize that you and your friends not using the bathroom unless it was an absolute emergency in middle school and high school because sometimes people are weird about the stupid cracks between the door and stall and floor and ceiling in public bathrooms isn't a universal experience and other countries don't have these stupid gaps and people feel completely (or at least more) safe using public bathrooms
When i was in middle school, everyone would call me an insane lesbian pin- cushion as i walked past them in the hallways. Which like yeah is true but wow how dare they...
I was reminiscing about the 8th grade today(I was like 12 for the non-Americans), and I remembered about this girl who thought purple octopuses were real. So basically I was in a group with four other people. We were in our history class doing a project about the Boston tea party, and we had to make a poster. Now octopus girl volunteered to make the poster. About ten minutes or so into the project octopus girl looks up from the poster and asks if octopus are purple. I thought it was a bit of a weird question but I didn't think much of it and replyed with something along lines of "they change color so technically they can be purple, but normally they tend to be shades of orange or red". Unfortunately, for me and my two other group members, octopus girl, for whatever reason, took offense to this. She spent almost an entire hour or so of the class period showing us all images of either purple octopus plushies or obviously photoshopped octopuses just to prove her point that purple octopuses were real. She only stopped when her friend, who was one of group members, said we had 6 minutes left of class. Octopus girls face looked mortified, because apparently the entire reason she had asked the question, was because she wanted to draw an octopus. She hastily drew an octopus. It looked like a weird purple blob with 8 misshapen limbs. Our teacher thought it was a jellyfish...
7-9th grade me be like

Honestly I’m looking back at all the notes I took down in middle school and I feel like I could make a tv show out of this
Here’s some examples- note this was like when I was 13 or 12 so like two years back
Rily: The FitnessGram Pacer Te-
Everyone in the room: NO
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Me entering the room: How many shrimps can you eat before your skin turns pink!
*chucks soda bottle acres the room*
Miss m: *disappointing look and laughs sadly*
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Anaya: *breaks computer* uh
Me: ANAYA YOU BROKE IT
anyay: *freaks out and screams*
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Aiden: have you ever broke up with your girlfriend and dated her dog?
Landon: um what?
Me: this is why your a furry.