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Me: I don't like this organization because they're against LGBTQ+ rights.

My grandpa's religious girlfriend: You sound like Trump! He wants to replace our Bibles with his Bible!

Me: What the fuck?

This is why I don't like super religious people. They can only think about their rights which aren't threatened if they're one of the "main religions."

When I have to use the happy hoodies on dogs at work, I've started telling them that they're in worm jail.

Which Hazbin Hotel Characters Would Bite and Why

- Valentino: Bites for absolutely no reason. You let your guard down? Get chomped, idiot.

- Alastor: Usually needs to be provoked (or he just wants a snack.)

- Rosie: Same as Alastor but less likely to bite.

- Lute: She doesn't need a reason to bite. She's feral.

- Vaggie: Only bites if absolutely necessary.

Feel free to suggest others!

Random person: I don't think your joke is funny. :/

Me: Good thing I'm both the king and the jester. I'm my own target audience and I find myself hilarious.

Are you a Hazbin Hotel fan who loves the angst of RadioSilence? Well, do I have the song for you! It's called Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men and it fits them so well, especially if you (like me) believe Vox and Alastor used to be close friends.

One of my favorite character dynamics is "They were never married but they're definitely divorced." I don't think I even need to give examples because y'all know what I mean.

AMERICA!!!!!! (This came to me in a dream don't ask)

Okay. We all know Vox is repressed as fuck but imagine: Repressed Angel Dust. Like, when he first gets to Hell, he's still deep in the closet and will swear up and down that he's not into men (without explicitly saying he likes women because the closet is glass) because of the time period he was alive and the environment he grew up in. He tries to keep up the tough mafioso act at first until he slowly starts to realize that most of Hell doesn't care who you sleep with. Can't get arrested for being gay because there's no cops in Hell. Bonus heartbreak points if Valentino helped him come to terms with his sexuality.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.